Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 10, 2021

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    B UTTONS  about 2 months ago

    … I also said you would be elated to spring for the keg of ale.

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    You fool! It could be the old poisoned pizza trick. Look, those two guys with that eevil grin who aren’t eating it!

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    Just don’t order one with pineapple. That could lead to a real fight.

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    soundcomm  about 2 months ago

    The two of them are each holding a slice of pepperoni, but there is only one slice of pepperoni missing from the pizza. Not an impossible scenario, but fun to point out!

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    SamuelMeasa  about 2 months ago

    Yes, better to have pizza then fight to the death. At least till there is only one slice left and every one wants it.

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    Guilty Bystander  about 2 months ago

    Ahhh, Tolstoy’s sequel: War and Pizza.

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    Sanspareil  about 2 months ago

    Pizza without beer?

    Those are fighting words!

    The look on the Kings face?

    Rodney hung upside down in the dungeon!

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Pizza…the Perfect food

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  about 2 months ago

    So who gets the plot of land?

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    King: "Now how will I be able to strike fear … "

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago

    They are trying to decide which is the best pizza. New York style, Chicago, Italian, or something else? My vote is for Neapolitan style, ( see the link).

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    rshive  about 2 months ago

    Fighting to the death is such a pain.

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    Strider Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If only reality could be this way.

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    Mr Goink!  about 2 months ago

    Everybody loves pizza!

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    jagedlo  about 2 months ago

    You guys should have gone to one of those places that sell 42" (or larger) pizzas (such as Big Lou’s Pizza here in San Antonio-!

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    geese28  about 2 months ago

    Oooh any chicken marsala slices left?

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    Amra Leo  about 2 months ago

    And they all look like they shared a blunt to help the ol’ appetite…

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    Cincoflex  about 2 months ago

    Man, if only all land disputes could be settled by pizza party!

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    me_the_polish_gull  about 2 months ago

    Now the king will be eating tacos and drinking booze, while stringing up Rodney.

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    awcoffman  about 2 months ago

    But then how do you know who wins and who loses? In war, somebody has to lose. In fact, usually everybody.

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 months ago

    Yeah, pizza is way better.

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I see the imminent death of twenty thousand men, that for a fantasy and trick of fame go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot whereon the numbers cannot try the cause, which is not tomb enough and continent to hide the slain? Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be pepperoni, or be nothing worth! – Hamlet, when he’s hungry

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    danno12345  about 2 months ago

    Is that Hagar’s Horde?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 months ago

    But the knives will surely come out when it comes down to the last slice…

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    Quentin1992  about 2 months ago

    Maybe if more of the people in this world felt this way, there wouldn’t be so much hate.

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    scaeva  about 2 months ago

    Pizza is the secret of world peace! (or maybe whorled peas …)

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    weirdme Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Yeah, pizza!

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    angelolady Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The king looks fatter….

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    joannesshadow  about 2 months ago

    Better leave the biggest slice for the Fink!

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    Mediatech  about 2 months ago

    Until a dispute over whether pineapple should go on pizza ended in a brawl.

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  about 2 months ago

    A fight to the death over land to be buried under.

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    PaulLeckner  about 2 months ago

    Thank the Roman soldiers in the province of Judea. They were walking by the bakery in the synagogue when they smelled fresh matzah being baked. At the point of a sword, they ordered the kosher baker to sprinkle olives and onions on the flat bread. They sliced it up and the rest is history.

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