The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 28, 2024

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    A sudden and catastrophic weight loss!!

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    Well, turn down the heat and put on a sweater!

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    must have been some magic in that old silk hat…

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    iggyman  4 months ago

    And his name was “Milton”!

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    electricshadow Premium Member 4 months ago

    The doctor must be related to Professor Hinkle.

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    CAUTION!!! EARWORM AHEAD> The Heat is on onthe streetInside your head, on every beatAnd the beat’s alive deep insideThe pressure’s high just to stay alive’Cause the heat is on (Glenn Frey)

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    The doctor erred in his diagnosis. The need for a diuretic had not been indicated. This X-Man was one of the first to emerge from the gene pool and his condition not recognized except he was gifted in winter sports.

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Housekeeping! Cleanup in Examination Room 3 needed! STAT!”

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    jel354  4 months ago

    Sure to get a frosty reception.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    You’ve got early Spring fever, my friend. Terminal….

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Maybe a little longer than that.

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    Norris66  4 months ago

    Rush him to the morgue he’ll be OK.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    Time to go thumpety-thump-thump.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    He’s fat and cholestrol-free, just a bit of water weight.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s a real shame that one of Calvin’s more noble creations should suffer so!

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    dbrucepm  3 months ago

    maintenance man Sponge Bob to the exam room

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Must be a free clinic.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    You’re gonna to need a bigger mop.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    “That’s grim, Doc. How much time do I have left?”


    “10 what?”

    “… 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 …”

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    Lablubber   3 months ago

    We’re having a heat wave…

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    wordsmeet  3 months ago

    Were it not for the thermostat in plain view I wouldn’t have understood the gag.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    That IS the question. Bones’ reaction is a little Frosty and ignorant of the required kilocalories.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    He has been awful pale lately.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    until then, he needs to just chill…

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member 3 months ago

    Incontinent?!… I don’t think a diaper’s gonna help!

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