The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 14, 2023

Man, that sucks.

If we don’t get you out, you will Dy-son!

For you shameless males who (like me) let women do all the vacuuming, that’s a pun on the standard crevice attachment.

That should be able to suck you out now.

That thing sucks.

Watch out for the snarling Pumas!

Until it gets here, you’ll just have to suck it up.

Dibs on the loose change!

“Don’t bother, I have one on my Swiss Army knife!”

But first, the cask from the rescue St. Bernard of legend.

LOL!

Well THIS sucks!

The vacuum won’t be able to suck him out of the crevasse ‘cause it’ll be “on the Fritz”.

I thought vacuums didn’t exist in nature. Just in houses.

If only the Mawson expedition had this.

But then the crevasse attachment will be on the Fritz.

Well that sucks

A CREVICE TOOL is on the vacuum. (It’s also what small crack in the ground or on wood are called)A CREVASSE is a huge hole in the ground.

To me, it looks like the guy sitting down should be handing the guy n the CREVASSE a CREVICE tool.

Nooo … it’s “The Thing” in disguise.

While you’re getting the attachment, don’t forget the really-long extension cord.

I sucks to be Fritz!

Ha! All of you here are going to be pun ished for your remarks!

Crevasse is the polite way the French say for the crack between two massive cheeks…uh, I mean peaks!

I just hire a housekeeper, pay her, she leaves.

Just too much space between Fritz and his would be rescuers. After all, everyone knows that space abhors a vacuum.