The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 01, 2021

I like his spats.

Next he will be drinkin Coors Light… (silver bullet)

He’s a fan of Steve Martin.

I’ll be the hit of the party. I’ve got the fake stake, fake blood and they’re serving Beyond Meat!

Just go with the fake garlic.

Heh…“Vlad jokes”… just like Dad jokes, but with more at stake

It’s right and to the point! a LOL

His footwear is immaculate. Therefore, he must not have Hansen’s Disease.

After all, a leper never changes his spats. :D

The fake fangs with the dribble blood were a big hit.

Next he’ll start singing “Here Comes the Sun”.

He’s just a wild and crazy vampire.

Vlad, that appears to be a mis-stake.

But Nadja, I’m a wild and crazy guy!

He is getting to the heart of the matter.

Fangs for the memories…

That’s why I’m-pale.

Can vampires reproduce?

Next trick: turn on a sun lamp, hold up a blanket, toss a handful of dust into the air, and disappear.

Mom reminds me of Katey Sagal.

He’s going to scare the kids to life.

he hates getting stuck in a rut…

Sweet!