Til deaths do us part
Detest driving the new Detesla.
We’d be on a road trip and my dad would, out of the blue, start over-the-top laughing like he was insane. Then as we’d pass by the marker, he’d point and, deadpan, say, “Hysterical Point.”
Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you’ll have a penny.
Danged out of towners coming in with their MickMansions.
Adding insult to injury, they’re now known as The Covid Generation.
“You don’t have to think about it, dude.”
Let me just untie this here and—plbplbplblpbpblblbpblplbplblpb