He simply didn’t know watt’s watt.
He was only interested in screwing and getting turned on!
It then came to light, he was so burned out, he re-fused her bright outlook on the plug-in event….
Well, neither of those gals seems that bright!
You dodged a bullet. Clearly, he wasn’t too bright.
totally screwed…
Or maybe he found out that “she’s” actually male…
… aaaaannnd … you just answered your own question!
Missed her chance to add that hot delivery guy bulb.
Those LED bulbs are built that way.
It was an incandescent proposal; watt was he thinking? Watt LED him astray? Anyway, he’ll be forgiven when she sees the bulbs that the florest sent
Thus begging the question, “How many light bulbs does it take to screw?”
How illuminating…
It would never have worked anyway. You’re AC screw-in and he was DC plug-in. You should both go out looking for some nice, compatible sockets.
Uhhh…it ain’t the brightness…it’s the…different “voltages”.
“Was it Joe” he asked, no it was PhilImeant.
Let’s be truthful. We all go straight to bright with 3-way bulbs. The dim and brighter are just annoyance clicks.
He just wanted to switch things around.
He wanted to amp up the relationship but she had too much resistance.
Some many years back, I found one of the first 3-way LED bulbs. My grandson, a computer-kinder, was fascinated. He’s now a E-E / Comp-Sci Junior. He shocked me last year by answering my question, “What’s the first differential of acceleration?”
Her husband was seeking more sexual full-filament.
Or maybe he is seeing that new, young LED bulb at the office?
I know that guy! His name is Phil A. Mint! LEDs put him out of work, though!
now the light has gone out of her life sniff…
2 way, on-off is plenty for me too! Which makes me think: aren’t those actually 4 way bulbs when you count “off”.
Revolting!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
He simply didn’t know watt’s watt.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
He was only interested in screwing and getting turned on!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
It then came to light, he was so burned out, he re-fused her bright outlook on the plug-in event….
Differentname over 4 years ago
Well, neither of those gals seems that bright!
Nuliajuk over 4 years ago
You dodged a bullet. Clearly, he wasn’t too bright.
J Quest over 4 years ago
totally screwed…
Nate England over 4 years ago
Or maybe he found out that “she’s” actually male…
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
… aaaaannnd … you just answered your own question!
Qiset over 4 years ago
Missed her chance to add that hot delivery guy bulb.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Those LED bulbs are built that way.
P51Strega over 4 years ago
It was an incandescent proposal; watt was he thinking? Watt LED him astray? Anyway, he’ll be forgiven when she sees the bulbs that the florest sent
uniquename over 4 years ago
Thus begging the question, “How many light bulbs does it take to screw?”
Amra Leo over 4 years ago
How illuminating…
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
It would never have worked anyway. You’re AC screw-in and he was DC plug-in. You should both go out looking for some nice, compatible sockets.
donwalter over 4 years ago
Uhhh…it ain’t the brightness…it’s the…different “voltages”.
Prawnclaw over 4 years ago
“Was it Joe” he asked, no it was PhilImeant.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
Let’s be truthful. We all go straight to bright with 3-way bulbs. The dim and brighter are just annoyance clicks.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
He just wanted to switch things around.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
He wanted to amp up the relationship but she had too much resistance.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Some many years back, I found one of the first 3-way LED bulbs. My grandson, a computer-kinder, was fascinated. He’s now a E-E / Comp-Sci Junior. He shocked me last year by answering my question, “What’s the first differential of acceleration?”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Her husband was seeking more sexual full-filament.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Or maybe he is seeing that new, young LED bulb at the office?
iggyman over 4 years ago
I know that guy! His name is Phil A. Mint! LEDs put him out of work, though!
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
now the light has gone out of her life sniff…
whelan_jj over 4 years ago
2 way, on-off is plenty for me too! Which makes me think: aren’t those actually 4 way bulbs when you count “off”.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
Revolting!