The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 07, 2019


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    ƹʅɗʘ "Door Monitor / Jar Monitor" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  2 months ago

    ! Because He’s a dim Bulb, duh!!

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    anonlthr  2 months ago

    Socket to me.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 2 months ago

    He simply didn’t know watt’s watt.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 2 months ago

    He was only interested in screwing and getting turned on!

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    fivestring65  2 months ago

    She’s too dim.

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    It then came to light, he was so burned out, he re-fused her bright outlook on the plug-in event….

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    WMORAN1  2 months ago

    Well, neither of those gals seems that bright!

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    Nuliajuk  2 months ago

    You dodged a bullet. Clearly, he wasn’t too bright.

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    J Quest  2 months ago

    totally screwed…

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    Nate England  2 months ago

    Or maybe he found out that “she’s” actually male…

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 2 months ago

    … aaaaannnd … you just answered your own question!

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    Qiset  2 months ago

    Missed her chance to add that hot delivery guy bulb.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Those LED bulbs are built that way.

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    P51Strega  2 months ago

    It was an incandescent proposal; watt was he thinking? Watt LED him astray? Anyway, he’ll be forgiven when she sees the bulbs that the florest sent

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    Thus begging the question, “How many light bulbs does it take to screw?”

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    amra_leo  2 months ago

    How illuminating…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 2 months ago

    It would never have worked anyway. You’re AC screw-in and he was DC plug-in. You should both go out looking for some nice, compatible sockets.

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    donwalter  2 months ago

    Uhhh…it ain’t the brightness…it’s the…different “voltages”.

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    ashtonsmith  2 months ago

    You can’t screw in a three-way into just any socket and expect it to work.

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    p.smith067  2 months ago

    “Was it Joe” he asked, no it was PhilImeant.

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    marilynnbyerly  2 months ago

    Let’s be truthful. We all go straight to bright with 3-way bulbs. The dim and brighter are just annoyance clicks.

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    thelost wizard  2 months ago

    He just wanted to switch things around.

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    He wanted to amp up the relationship but she had too much resistance.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    Some many years back, I found one of the first 3-way LED bulbs. My grandson, a computer-kinder, was fascinated. He’s now a E-E / Comp-Sci Junior. He shocked me last year by answering my question, “What’s the first differential of acceleration?”

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    Jesy Bertz  2 months ago

    Her husband was seeking more sexual full-filament.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    Or maybe he is seeing that new, young LED bulb at the office?

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    iggyman  2 months ago

    I know that guy! His name is Phil A. Mint! LEDs put him out of work, though!

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    now the light has gone out of her life sniff

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    whelan_jj  2 months ago

    2 way, on-off is plenty for me too! Which makes me think: aren’t those actually 4 way bulbs when you count “off”.

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