Pickles by Brian Crane for September 28, 2020

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    allen@home  12 months ago

    That wasn’t very nice Nelson. You even shocked Roscoe.

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    jagedlo  12 months ago

    You better hope that those knitting needles aren’t sharp, Nelson!

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    eromlig  12 months ago

    Art Linkletter said kids say the *^@#est things…

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    Argythree  12 months ago

    When honesty is not the best policy…

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  12 months ago

    see if Nelson becomes looking like his grandparents in his later years

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    GROG Premium Member 12 months ago

    Some day 60 years from now, neither will you.

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    wiatr Premium Member 12 months ago

    Put a rein on that tongue young man!

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    Alien-X  12 months ago

    Nelson is never mean. He’s just being honest. He’s too innocent to know people don’t like honesty.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member 12 months ago

    Nelson is about to learn something very important.

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    iggyman  12 months ago

    Old age does not come alone, Nelson! Your time will come!

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    Breadboard  12 months ago

    Nelson the sands of time do shift .

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    Cozmik Cowboy  12 months ago
    Grandson: “You must eat a lot of food, Granddude, because your belly sticks way out in front!”
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    bryce.gear  12 months ago

    Opal, you probably thought about saying that very thing to your Gramma, but didn’t. If you had, you would have landed on the dark side of the moon. Just saying.

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    Yardley701  12 months ago

    Out of the mouth of babes.

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    ajr58(1)  12 months ago

    Soon after, Nelson disappeared. And was never seen again. Everyone admired the giant tea cozy in the corner of Opal’s kitchen.

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    dlkrueger33  12 months ago

    Show him his baby pictures….naked on a bear skinned rug. That will be sure to embarrass him and shut him up.

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    ANIMAL  12 months ago

    No cookies for YOU..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    door72067  12 months ago

    My nephew once told me he liked to hug me because I “squish” (compared to a thinner Aunt) and I told him it’s because I was built for comfort, not for speed =)

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    OY! …out of the mouth of babes…..

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    cubswin2016  12 months ago

    As Shrek would say, Nelson is going the right way for a smart bottom.

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    zeexenon  12 months ago

    Either or neither nor kid?

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    Linguist  12 months ago

    Our grandkids are fascinated by our old photo albums. All their photos are digital and in the cloud.

    I have saved a couple of my parent’s photo albums and one from my late father’s older sister. These particularly intrigue my granddaughter because of the way people looked and dressed almost 100 years ago in the United States. Last year she borrowed some of the pictures for a history project at school.

    She particularly likes the pictures of my Aunt and her friends at the beach circa 1923 and the swim suits!

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    martynhappyone  12 months ago

    And W.C. Fields would have said “Go away boy. You bother me” -as he booted him in the rear end.

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    heathcliff2  12 months ago

    Obviously he did not notice that she had previously noticed that fact, but I suspect he merely wants to know why, maybe. Probably it will occur on him as it does some people.

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    kab2rb  12 months ago

    The be me and my hubby, more so me, hubby suppose to be 6’4" and due to work and he is retired does not stand that straight, he also lost 40 pounds, for me very small meals to lose if I am able to 1 pound.

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member 12 months ago

    You can go back home now Nelson!!! Lol

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    sandflea  12 months ago

    Don’t ya love it when the grandkids call you old and fat?

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    anomalous4  12 months ago

    My then-5yo grandniece to my then-86yo mom: “Great Memaw, how come you look so old?”

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    stillfickled Premium Member 12 months ago

    Just keep your mouth shut, kid. You’re as bad as Dennis.

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    dadoctah  12 months ago

    “…and now you’re out of the will.”

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member 12 months ago

    Nelson, you’d better hope Grandma can’t run as fast as she used to!

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    I'll fly away  12 months ago

    Nelson nailed it!

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    mistercatworks  12 months ago

    But we still have the pictures.

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    wndflower1  12 months ago

    HEY!!!i resemble that remark!!!!!

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    Patty_Jack  12 months ago

    watermark? wait….. nope.

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    Patty_Jack  12 months ago

    besides nelson, your probably gonna end up the same way, so don’t say anything. Enjoy it while it all lasts.

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    w16521  12 months ago

    Kids say the meanest.., um I mean “darndest” things. lol

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    w16521  12 months ago

    Even Roscoe was taken aback by that comment.

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    Mariah Johanna  12 months ago

    No desert for you Nelson.

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  12 months ago

    “True, but I had fun getting to where I am.”

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    RohanDemon  12 months ago

    They have no filter yet, they always tell the truth.

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    clynnb1224  12 months ago

    watch it grandson…you will be there soon enough…

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    Lightpainter  12 months ago

    I don’t know why Opal looks surprised, Nelson is correct.

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    wwward1948  12 months ago

    Time for a new heir…

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