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  1. 1 day ago on Speed Bump

    If he’s dead before the shoes, he’ll miss the whole multi-dimensional experience of swimming with the fishes, thus rendering the whole exercise pointless. Then he’ll be demanding his money back.

  2. 3 days ago on Pickles

    If I’ve told Marmaduke once, I’ve told him a million times,

    “Don’t exaggerate!”

  3. 3 days ago on Perry Bible Fellowship

    There’s probably a law against mending with intent.

  4. 5 days ago on Speed Bump

    Fake news?

  5. 6 days ago on Speed Bump

    Mr Modo to you!

  6. 8 days ago on Perry Bible Fellowship

    It’s decaf for Green lantern, The Hulk, the Ninja Turtles (now no longer teenaged). Oh, and Swamp Thing.

  7. 10 days ago on Pickles

    You may think so, but it’s true. Go google it.

  8. 11 days ago on Pickles

    True story – a container fell off a ship (MSC Napoli), and ended up on a beach. It was full of BMW motor bikes. The polystyrene and sealed plastic packs not only protected the bikes, but also served as floats. By the time the authorities caught up, it almost empty. Not sure about the ‘best before’ dates though!

  9. 13 days ago on Speed Bump

    That’s why they invented round tables!

  10. 13 days ago on Dilbert Classics

    … sent to shyster in another country, who dumps it in the sea. But it makes you feel better, because you recycled.