Pickles by Brian Crane for February 06, 2020


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    Colorado  4 months ago

    Sorry Opal but life is full of unanswered questions.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 months ago

    what a headscratcher

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    All kids are Dadaists.

    Though you do have to wonder what experience Crane had that led to this strip.

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    stellanova87  4 months ago

    If he was using it to get those hard to reach places maybe it’s time to invest in a bathbrush.

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    dadoctah  4 months ago

    Why is a mouse when it spins?

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    JasonBall  4 months ago

    Excellent strip today. The “absurd answer expected to be comprehensive but leaves everyone confused instead” is honestly one of my favorite formats. Well done.

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    jewlie  4 months ago

    This answer leaves me afraid to know more.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well, Opal, isn’t it obvious? How else is one expected to flip pancakes while showering?

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    jpayne4040  4 months ago

    Honestly, I would have questions I would not want to know the answers to!

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    “unanswered questions”? You mean you’re not going to ask Earl why he was using the spatula?

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    GalleyOar  4 months ago

    1) Prying the bar of soap of the floor? 2) Cleaning gunk off the tiles? 3) Unplugging the drain? 4) Swatting flies? 5) Messing with Opal’s mind?

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    EcurbYkspohs  4 months ago

    Opal ask the rabbits you have on your feet ;-)

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    The game is afoot!!

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    cubswin2016  4 months ago

    Asking too many questions will only give you a headache.

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    BearsDown Premium Member 4 months ago

    It may be time to hide the car keys.

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    Bookworm  4 months ago

    Ask not for whom the spatula turns . . . .

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    assrdood  4 months ago

    Back in the day, it was because “motorcycles don’t have doors”.

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    Rog22  4 months ago

    Time for a new spatula!

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    Rog22  4 months ago

    And I don’t care how many times it goes through the dishwasher!

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    Grutzi  4 months ago

    He needed to shovel snow from the front of the porch but didn’t want to get out the shovel. Since he no longer could stand up straight after that, he climbed into the shower. Sometime after the shower, he dropped the spatula. Better go look for Earl, Opal!

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    well-i-never  4 months ago

    I replaced the diverter spout myself yesterday, and I can tell you, it takes more tools than you would think.

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    joefearsnothing  4 months ago

    How else is he going to scrub his back if not for the washcloth draped over the spatula? ;o]

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    One never knows what Earls up to…however, involving a spatula, he may have tried to get something from the kitchen…god only knows what he’s up to… Opal shakes her head… disbelief…..

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    CYGNUS X1  4 months ago

    When in a pinch use a spatula for all those hard to reach places!

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    Golf Buddy  4 months ago

    Will we find out tomorrow?

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    Mayor Snorkum Premium Member 4 months ago

    This strip seems to be running out of funny punchlines and is getting wordy and inconclusive.

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    ForrestOverin  4 months ago

    Nice bunny slippers, Opal.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    If there’s hair on it, to the wastebasket. Methinks it can’t be the first time and she’s getting senile.

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    Gary Fabian  4 months ago

    How else you going to remove all of the barnacles?

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    David Huie Green -- I WILL breathe  4 months ago

    I had an old microwave or speaker magnet on the wall of my schoolbus, papers regarding riders stuck to it with a set of toenail clippers clamping them down by their attraction to the magnet.

    “Mt. Green, is that a set of toenail clippers up there?

    “Yes, it is.”

    “Of course it is,” and the student had no further question.

    (Being (falsely, of course) considered insane has its benefits.)

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    Sue G  4 months ago

    Time to visit Spatula City for a new one. Better get two. One for Earl, and one for the kitchen.

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