There is something seriously wrong with this kid.
Hey! Everything may be better next time around.
I have always thought that “inflammable” should be “flammable”
Do you suppose “unieyebrow has anything to do with it?”
At least Calvin’s father is only irritated by the boy. My father hated me, really hated and showed it.
I liked soccer except for being hit in the head. I think it hurt me more than the others.
She will buy the good computer, she just knows which buttons of his to push and make him suffer a little while.
Good way to bruise those knuckles Chris. The only trick here is to not mind that it hurts.
Smart child—he knew why his feet were hot!
Song? What song?