Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 20, 2023

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    codycab  7 months ago

    Phoebe is definitely NOT evil!

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    Averagemoe  7 months ago

    Racism is evil, but I don’t think these two could pull that off.

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    andacar  7 months ago

    They aren’t very good at being evil.

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    cmxx  7 months ago

    They sure couldn’t talk Phoebe into being evil.

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    Thrackerzod  7 months ago

    I like how Phoebe is so used to magical creatures now it’s like no big deal to her when weird, tiny evil things appear.

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    This must be the kind of stuff God has to figure out every day.

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    eddi-TBH  7 months ago

    I think Phoebe won. I’m still figuring out what happened.

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    trainnut1956  7 months ago

    Oh, Phoebe. That was evil of you!

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    Phoebe, you are a genius well done!

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    mistie710  7 months ago

    Quick! Find the evil paracetamols!

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    weshorse  7 months ago

    Wow this gets my brain in knots so a kid wouldn’t be able to fully decipher it.

    I’ll tell you what really feels evil is when you’re a kid and you try to do a good thing but you’re so innocent that you end up doing something very stupid and wrong because you don’t see the possible consequences of taking something into your own hands or how other people might interpret your actions and you get blamed for something that you never would do.

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    It’s a good day when you stop and think about something that might possibly be evil, rather than rushing into it.

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    BRBurns1960  7 months ago

    Conspiracy to commit evil is evil. Think of it this way, if you think of a way to overthrow the government but fail, you are still evil.

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    Decepticomic  7 months ago

    Alright, bye then.

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    French Persons Premium Member 7 months ago

    My head hurts too.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 7 months ago

    The rules for moral irony are pretty simple.

    If you are evil, anything you do will be evil.

    If you think you are evil, it is likely you are not.

    If you think you are not evil, then it is likely that you are.

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    prrdh  7 months ago

    Bertrand Russell, call your office…

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  7 months ago

    This is why I try to do as little as possible.

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    Godfreydaniel  7 months ago

    Evils that small should be stepped on by your least favorite pair of boots…….

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    Stephen Gilberg  7 months ago

    Here I expected that in the last panel, they’d be delighted at the confusion they were causing.

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    After dealing with Marigold on a regular basis, evil beings in training are low hanging fruit for Phoebe as far as logic is concerned.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 7 months ago

    This is basically an entire philosophy course, boiled down to four panels.

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    DDrazen  7 months ago

    Midnight In The Garden of Good And Phoebe.

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    LivelyClamor  7 months ago

    I’ll just go with liking the last line Phoebe says…

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    Wizard4168  7 months ago

    They do say the brain is like a muscle. Like exercising, thinking can be a little painful at first. But if you stretch it a little and ease into it you might find the effects positive and even enjoyable eventually.

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    Black76Manta  7 months ago

    Totally agree, young lady!

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    oknazevad Premium Member 7 months ago

    Sounds to me like Phoebe has been paying attention to her Dad’s Nick Lowe records. She understands one would have to be cruel to be kind.

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