Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    If it makes you feel better, other people are afraid you will start showing up at social gatherings when the pandemic is over.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    Is there a cherry tree you can chop down?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    as dreadful as the 1918 Spanish flu

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    So many people that say they’re tired of the “new normal” are going to be flummoxed when they remember they didn’t like to old normal either.

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    GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’ll avoid the gatherings with or without COVID.

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    BasilBruce  over 3 years ago

    Look on the bright side, Rat—you’d have great success as a used-car salesman!

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    AndreasMartin  over 3 years ago

    It’s strange…like rat, I don’t like ‘social gatherings’, but now that we can’t have any I miss them. Humans are a weird species.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Can I keep wearing my mask when its over?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wait a minute, there were social gatherings before the pandemic? Nobody told me.

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    erik.vanthienen  over 3 years ago

    Just hide under the covers, call it your “bunker”, and tell everyone you’re waiting for the “second coming of the Orange Messiah”

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    SusieB  over 3 years ago

    I can definitely relate to this.

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    There are some social gatherings where I don’t mind the excuse not to gather, but on the whole, I prefer having a choice.

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    jessie d. Premium Member over 3 years ago

    the social gatherings to avoid are any “special” events aka a poor white trash mobs despoiling America at Trump’s direction.

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    dfrost1  over 3 years ago

    He’s in a freaking bar, not wearing a mask and not socially distanced. Where does he live?

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    And I don’t feel like moving.

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    Croc Holliday  over 3 years ago

    I’m fine with never shaking anyone’s hand again. I’m a no touchy kind of guy.

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    Pony99CA  over 3 years ago

    “… lying all the time always”? Isn’t that a bit redundant? :-X

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    pheets  over 3 years ago

    Definitely with rat on this one.

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    gingerspike88 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Went to Walgreens on Tuesday for the Senior discount and when I reminded the checkout clerk that I was a senior, I got a quizzical look. My wife says it’s the mask and because my hair is still full and the same color as always … who knew there’s another benefit to these blasted things …

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    ChristineMurphy  over 3 years ago

    I’ve never identified with Rat more clearly than today.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    Paradise can’t last forever for the anti-social.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Diogenes, I found your man and he is not what you think…..

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I was never invited to anything anyway.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I dread having people want to hug me again…

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Or die gasping for your last breath. Just sayin.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    No worries. Society ended long ago. Didn’t anyone tell you?

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    AddisonSobol  over 3 years ago

    Never read while drinking milk.

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    Illness will be a plan B again.

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    knight1192a  over 3 years ago

    And the difference is?

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    WilliamDoerfler  over 3 years ago

    Yes.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Rat is a hardcore Realist. “Pandemic” is such a good all-around excuse!

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    frenspz  about 3 years ago

    I love this. (Hint, don’t look at what rat says in the last panel)

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