Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 2 months ago

    What fairy do they wish to for their funeral expenses?

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    BasilBruce  2 months ago

    When they want a milkshake, do they make a wish to Fairy Queen?

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    sirbadger  2 months ago

    Is the debt fairy a good fairy or a bad fairy?

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    syzygy47  2 months ago

    Certain religious groups have a wellness fairy they call God. Haven’t heard about the Christian sect which will not be named who refuse inoculations or taking their kids for professional health care.

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    kaffekup   2 months ago

    “We ask Pastis to draw us as if we were well.”

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    Kind&Kinder  2 months ago

    You know, Pig, it might work better if you toss a few coins down to the Wellness Fairy while making your wish!

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    Caldonia  2 months ago

    Again, is Goat saying Pig and Rat are more than just roommates? Frankly, I wouldn’t have a problem that.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that all fairies in ancient tales were outer space aliens.

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    Arbitrary  2 months ago

    “We also have the Spanish Fairy. Gets you all the medical care you need at a reasonable price, and the medicines are a lot spicier!”

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    Troglodyte  2 months ago

    Leave the debt fairy a-loan, guys!

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    here in japan we have mandatory health insurance – you pay modest premiums in, plus a co-pay that’s also not onerous when you receive care, and are entitled to all the mediocre care that the system can provide. which, i hasten to add, is a much better option than no insurance and no care…

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    pekelopan Premium Member 2 months ago

    In a couple of years Rat and Pig can get Medicare.

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    jpayne4040  2 months ago

    Good luck with that. Hope it works out for you!

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’ve looked at health insurance plans for medication, glasses, etc. The deductible is almost as much as I pay per year for my prescriptions and they want close to $3000 a year for that plan. I will stick to paying the $6000 or so a year my prescriptions cost out of pocket since that is only about a fifth of my before tax income.

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    wilhemenacooker  2 months ago

    never believed in the debt fairy – and haven’t for 30 years

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    Imaginarium  2 months ago

    Pig you are in a cartoon thus you may have whatever you want ! ….. As long as Mr. Pastis can draw it ;-) …. Croc Power !

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  2 months ago

    What fairy do they have for loneliness?

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    Better wishing on the Co-pay Devil who would go easier on your soul than those Corporate devils.

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    Bob Loblaw  2 months ago

    Guns are an absolute right…

    Healthcare is a privilege….

    How stupid can a country be???

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    diskus Premium Member 2 months ago

    …….. Should come with a health maintenance requirement

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    Pig, and I guess Rat, too, is actually better prepared than a lot of people. The best approach, however, is don’t get sick!

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    Procat Premium Member 2 months ago

    Is referring to someone as a fairy PC?

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    pheets  2 months ago

    That Pig… always thinkin’..

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    Algolei I  2 months ago

    My uncle recently paid the fairyman one obol to cross the river Styx.

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    Golf Buddy  2 months ago

    I enjoy reading so many of these comments!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  2 months ago

    Then again, neither of them has had a regular job . . .

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    Jimmyk939  2 months ago

    I pay my taxes, I get my health care. You might think it’s socialist and you’d be wrong. It’s just common sense. It has save countless lives and bank accounts since inception.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 2 months ago

    You don’t have to have your ashes picked up by family. The cremation service I have prepaid gives the choice of disposing of them. I didn’t ask how, but flushing down the toilet works just fine for me. I have had to pick up ashes several times. It isn’t fun, and then you have a box, unless you pay big bucks for an urn. And, what is the point of dumping the ashes in my favorite spot. If I still exist at all, those ashes are not me.

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    Linguist  2 months ago

    I thought that in the United States the Wellness Fairy and the Debt Fairy were one and the same?

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    timinwsac Premium Member 2 months ago

    So trump has finally introduced his new health care plan. You know the one to replace Obamacare.

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    Snolep  2 months ago

    Thoughts and prayers .

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    T Smith  2 months ago

    I think that’s the Trump plan.

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    Zontar from Venus  2 months ago

    Here thus explains how the U.S. health care system works.

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    redback  2 months ago

    Obama’s fault. And Biden’s since he didn’t decree to wear masks even though the one that should have didn’t

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    braindead Premium Member 2 months ago

    Not to worry.

    The beautiful, incredible, Trump health plan is all ready to go and will be announced in about…. uh, two weeks!

    And it’ll be perfect!


    And Mexico will pay for it.

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    Scott Sallstrom  2 months ago

    I thought Obamacare – which is still a thing – was supposed to eliminate all of that.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    Whoooo Boy is this one begging for political debate!

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    jjoddfellow  2 months ago

    Throw me in the dumpster fairy.

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    Obi-Haiv  2 months ago

    The debt fairy always responds, unfortunately.

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