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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Pig, wear a mask the next time you go up there.

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    alaskajohn1  about 1 year ago

    You could also stay six feet under and it would end permanently.

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    BasilBruce  about 1 year ago

    Does the Ass have any hoof sanitizer? If not, that wasn’t a wise move on his part.

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    Keno21  about 1 year ago

    Where the hell are their masks?? They just killed my Grandmother!

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    darkwingdave  about 1 year ago

    Looks like he kicked him in the face. That could lead to Hoof in Mouth disease.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    give it time

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Wise Ass has a nice “booty”.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The Wise Ass is very good at maintaining his yoga pose while whipping out the BOOT.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 1 year ago

    So, is W-A related to Danny Donkey?

    Askin’ for a friend.

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    Caldonia  about 1 year ago

    If only it were that easy! Incidentally, I was recently in a pharmacy with a little poster taped up showing the right way and the wrong ways to wear a mask. For one of the wrong way examples, the woman was photographed wearing her mask over her eyes! I’m sure they were just joshing. I had a good laugh.

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    B UTTONS  about 1 year ago

    If Pig was at least one Pig leg and one WiseAss leg away from the WiseAss, then the WiseAss would not be in range to touch him.

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    MathProf2  about 1 year ago

    6ft was only supposed to be enough to flatten the curvedistance more and stay personally safer

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    RLG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    W.A. needs one of those squirrel guards around his mountain.

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Wait, haven’t we seen this one before?

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    Breadboard  about 1 year ago

    Pig go visit the “Over The Hedge” lads and have them take you to "The Tree That Knows Stuff " … Croc Power !

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    willispate  about 1 year ago

    Boot To The Head!

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    wolfhoundblues1  about 1 year ago

    If only our Dumpster Fire would lead by example.

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    dwane.scoty1  about 1 year ago

    Looks like Rolled Pork for Lunch to me!

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    jpayne4040  about 1 year ago

    LOL! He really is wise!

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    zerotvus  about 1 year ago

    better to be born a wise ass as opposed to a dumb ass……

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    Troglodyte  about 1 year ago

    Most people (and animals) seem to get a kick out of visiting the Wise Ass! :D

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There’s only room for one wise ass at the top.

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    Ellis97  about 1 year ago

    That donkey is a jackass.

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    jel354  about 1 year ago

    A beard is not a face mask Wise Ass.

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    tripwire45  about 1 year ago

    Forever?

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    ChristineMurphy  about 1 year ago

    Yup, the best way to lead, by example, although I’m not certain about the booting part.

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    wirepunchr  about 1 year ago

    The distancing started with a foot.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Wait ‘til Rat finds out that Cartoon-Boy has adopted a new alter ego for himself in the exulted high Wise Ass! There’s going to be some serious feuding going on! Rat may even hire L’il Guard Duck and Mr. Snuffles to launch an aerial assault on Wise Ass Mountain!

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    dmagoon202ii  about 1 year ago

    Is it me, or does “Great Wise Ass”‘s nose look like a PIG’s, not an ass’?

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    KEA  about 1 year ago

    Great Wise Ass! I Love it!

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    DCBakerEsq  about 1 year ago

    I sanitize my hands before every GoComics comment. And wear my mask.

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    braindead Premium Member about 1 year ago

    We all need to follow Trump’s covid policy: LET ’ER RIP!

    Then, one day, there’ll be a miracle and it will go away.

    Like things do.

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    Miss Buttinsky Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Cmcmail2000…km is kilometers, which is 1000 meters.

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    knight1192a  about 1 year ago

    Better kick the “wise *********” off the mountain.

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    Mustn’t be easy for a pig to climb that slope, at least according to all my math major and physics classes.

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    cosman  about 1 year ago

    Kicked to da kerb..

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    I_am a cat  about 1 year ago

    This is Sparta

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    Not just sometimes.

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    les nessman  about 1 year ago

    The first couple months I found COVID memes and comics quite amusing…now not so much.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    Common sense shouldn’t be that had to attain.

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    Thinkingblade  about 1 year ago

    I give you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8VD4JXUozM

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    Kittens  about 1 year ago

    Great example Mr. goat face

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    nycgusbitterman  about 1 year ago

    It do be like that tho

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    Ωmega  about 1 year ago

    BOO YAH!

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