My brother-in-law has problems with debtors prison. And he only needs $25 a month to keep out I’ll trouble. Too many other things like cigarettes and drugs to buy I guess.
If it weren’t for this pandemic, I too would like to go places just like my older brother and his flight attendant wife do (good thing she went on maternity leave before the pandemic made big news; she delivered my second nephew a few days shortly after Father’s Day last month).
And if you think there’s no debtors prison anymore, you have not been a poor black person jailed (in lieu of paying a fine, because you don’t HAVE any extra money for that) for something like “tail light inoperative”.
“So long honey, babe / Where I’m bound, I can’t tell / Goodbye’s too good a word, babe / So I’ll just say fare thee well / I ain’t saying you treated me unkind / You could have done better but I don’t mind / You just kinda wasted my precious time / But don’t think twice, it’s all right.” Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right: Bob Dylan (1962)/
Just take a lesson from the President – he’s declared bankruptcy lots of times and just walked away from those bills! And now he’s a billionaire. Well, it’s a claim he enjoys making but doesn’t want to prove to anyone. I guess he doesn’t like to brag.
BE THIS GUY Premium Member 8 months ago
Pig is going to be a hero in a Dicken’s novel.
Sherlock Watson 8 months ago
First, the kitchen, where the food is.
Then, the living room, where the TV is.
Then, the bathroom, where the toilet is.
Finally, the bedroom, where the dreams are.
Leojim 8 months ago
My brother-in-law has problems with debtors prison. And he only needs $25 a month to keep out I’ll trouble. Too many other things like cigarettes and drugs to buy I guess.
Johnny Q Premium Member 8 months ago
Then Potter’s Field.
ChristineFoxdale 8 months ago
Save me a seat on the bus to Hel|,Pig
TEMPLO S.U.D. 8 months ago
If it weren’t for this pandemic, I too would like to go places just like my older brother and his flight attendant wife do (good thing she went on maternity leave before the pandemic made big news; she delivered my second nephew a few days shortly after Father’s Day last month).
Concretionist 8 months ago
And if you think there’s no debtors prison anymore, you have not been a poor black person jailed (in lieu of paying a fine, because you don’t HAVE any extra money for that) for something like “tail light inoperative”.
B UTTONS 8 months ago
Excuse me I got to go to the bathroom, but Rat has locked himself in it again. May I use yours?
Kind&Kinder 8 months ago
“Someday we’ll be together
Yes we will, yes we will
Say, someday (some sweet day) we’ll be together
I know, I know, I know, I know…."
—The Supremes
Lady loves a joke 8 months ago
He’s just back from his trip yesterday, to The Family Circus, where he squashed that squealer, Dolly!
Imaginarium 8 months ago
Pig just say “NO” to the Debbie Downer pills ! … Croc Power !
EllisAmirRogersArcher 8 months ago
Man, even someone like Pig knows how to bring someone down.
Whatcouldgowrong 8 months ago
Pig the existentialist. Hell is other cartoon characters. Now I get it.
Markov Da Robot 8 months ago
Then Azkaban.
1953Baby 8 months ago
The young women who clean our house once a month are barely squeaking by. This might be funny if it weren’t applicable to SO many people right now.
diskus Premium Member 8 months ago
Up the river without a paddle
Gent 8 months ago
And finally, he’s going to get grilled.
johndifool 8 months ago
Followed by the Soft Cushions & the Comfy Chair.
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
Doom and gloom! PIG! a take a pill and stop the negativity
Procat Premium Member 8 months ago
Maybe someone will pardon him, then he won’t have to go to prison.
Jeffin Premium Member 8 months ago
After that I’m going to need a handbasket.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 8 months ago
At least someone knows where he’s going.
Bookworm 8 months ago
“So long honey, babe / Where I’m bound, I can’t tell / Goodbye’s too good a word, babe / So I’ll just say fare thee well / I ain’t saying you treated me unkind / You could have done better but I don’t mind / You just kinda wasted my precious time / But don’t think twice, it’s all right.” Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right: Bob Dylan (1962)/
ramcharanr 8 months ago
Still missing the crocs.
Ermine Notyours 8 months ago
Next stop, the slaughter house?
DCBakerEsq 8 months ago
Are we bringing back Debtor’s Prison?
Old Guy 8 months ago
If you have debt, you are in a debtor’s prison.
marilynnbyerly 8 months ago
Poorhouses and debtor prisons are only seen on ghost shows, these days, because they are as haunted as heck.
zeexenon 8 months ago
A billionaire’s solution whitepaper heading to Congress.
Aladar30 Premium Member 8 months ago
Still a great attitude.
Another Take 8 months ago
Just take a lesson from the President – he’s declared bankruptcy lots of times and just walked away from those bills! And now he’s a billionaire. Well, it’s a claim he enjoys making but doesn’t want to prove to anyone. I guess he doesn’t like to brag.
robnvon Premium Member 8 months ago
Worst type of type neurotic to meet in a bar: a realistic pessimist.
tee929 8 months ago
…or the butcher shop.
Sisyphos 8 months ago
“Debtors’ Prisons” no longer exist, nominally, though a bad bankruptcy or the like can have much the same result as the 19th century solution.
Pig’s pessimism is profond….
Ceeg22 Premium Member 7 months ago
sorry, those don’t exist