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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 28, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 11 months ago

    Pig, go say a couple Hail Marys.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 11 months ago

    Do you have a firm purpose of amendment?

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    Goat  11 months ago

    Zebra, didn’t you say you were an atheist three years ago:

    https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/08/28

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    Bilan  11 months ago

    That’s why you confess in a church. The priest isn’t going to tweet it to the rest of the world.

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    sirbadger  11 months ago

    There are worse things to confess. At least pig doesn’t work in the White House.

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    Gent  11 months ago

    Zeeba is back! Yay!

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    Gent  11 months ago

    Everyone is staring at what’s for lunch, Pig.

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    Reader  11 months ago

    you are absolved of your pathetic-ness, my child; go and be pathetic no more.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 11 months ago

    They’re just surprised that they share your situation.

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    hariseldon59  11 months ago

    Forget this morning. Where has he been for the last few years? We rarely see him anymore.

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    Imaginarium  11 months ago

    Happy Thanksgiving To All ! … Croc Power !

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    jessie d. Premium Member 11 months ago

    Well, he can always call up Trump and if on a cellphone one gets the added bonus of Vlad online as well.

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    Awww ZEEBA…my favorite! PIG needs a (((((((HUG))))))))! Happy Thanksgiving to the gang!

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  11 months ago

    We all have become Pig at one point.

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    walstib  11 months ago

    Does Pig make inane comments on GoComics, hoping for likes and replies?

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    johndifool  11 months ago

    Pig definitely is in bad need of the Comfy Chair…

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    asmbeers  11 months ago

    John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me." No one else can do it.

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    elbow macaroni  11 months ago

    The usual bummer strip

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    B UTTONS  11 months ago

    Pig never said what he was doing on the phone … he’s been playing Candy Crush while waiting for someone to call him to make a personal connection.

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    B UTTONS  11 months ago

    Pig didn’t say that he spends his time playing Candy Crush while waiting for someone to call him at 634-5789 to make a personal connection.

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    AJ2016  11 months ago

    They’re staring because after your confession, and a moment of reflection, they realized that the truth hurts…

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    KEA  11 months ago

    The Catholic Church… data miners before there was Google.

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    Ermine Notyours  11 months ago

    The second and third panel drawings of Zebra are identical. I noticed that when my focus drifted and each eye merged the two appearances together like a Magic Eye drawing.

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    uniquename  11 months ago

    “Different kind of confession.”

    Different kind of church.

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    Call me Ishmael  11 months ago

    More to the point, to WHOM (or WHAT) are you confessing ? Save your breath…

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    mail2jbl  11 months ago

    We need more of Zebra!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 11 months ago

    Me? I am thankful for brilliant, and brilliantly twisted, comic strip creators!

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    ocarol7 Premium Member 11 months ago

    O Sweet Pig, I am thankful for YOU-

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    stevesilver48  11 months ago

    Zebra may’ve thought about it more and concluded that stating that he was an Atheist was too decisive for him.

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    stevesilver48  11 months ago

    Best birthday card for an atheist: “Congratulations on being one year closer to finding out if atheism was the right choice!” Hahaha! I love it!

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    soaringblocks  11 months ago

    Bless you Stephen! :-)

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    walstib  11 months ago

    “Jesus and bartenders hear it all” – a good country song.

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    Sisyphos  11 months ago

    I’d stare, too, Pig. Alcohol-fueled confessions rarely lead to anything good….

    (P.S. Also, Pig breaks the 4th Wall with his panel 4 query.)

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    Max Starman Jones  11 months ago

    I think Pastis has a spiritual background somewhere. The name of this comic is a direct quote from something Jesus said.

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