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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 15, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 2 months ago

    We should put tariffs on Stephan’s puns.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    ¿Qué vamos a hacer contigo, Esteban?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 2 months ago

    Goat will have to wear the sombrero in a jaunty way on one of his horns.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Walls cannot imprison puns!

    Puns are like birds, free birds that fly everywhere.

    Fly, puns. Flyyyy!

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    Arianne  2 months ago

    Ha! Stephan actually pulled a funny one out of his hat!

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    EcurbYkspohs  2 months ago

    What kind of cheese ? ……. Croc Power !

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    hariseldon59  2 months ago

    Some pulled pork would go good with those nachos.

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    stevej Premium Member 2 months ago

    And he used exactly 239 beans.

    One more, and it would have been too farty.

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    stevej Premium Member 2 months ago

    ¿Como esta frijoles?

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    dadoctah  2 months ago

    As long as we’re making bad Mexican food puns, let me offer you my signature rice dish. I call it “Arroz by any other name”.

    (The other night I considered putting out some Indian flatbread as an appetizer, but that was a naan starter.)

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    asrialfeeple  2 months ago

    These puns are so bad, I should mexi go.

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    Purple People Eater  2 months ago

    If you combine pasta and antipasta, will it explode?

    (I know. It’s not Mexican and it’s spelled wrong. Sorry, I’m not as good at puns as Pesto… I mean Pastis.)

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 2 months ago

    LOL @ the last panel!

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Si si señor, muy bien, gracias

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    Ammo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Well done! Another bad pun :-)

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    James Wolfenstein  2 months ago

    No hace falta que pague México. Ya estamos haciendo una colecta y están llegando aportes hasta de África :D

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    Bookworm  2 months ago

    I don’t know. After all that cheese and all those beans, there might be a barrier. You’ll be scent away – running very fast.

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    Should have added meat. That would make it a real carne pun.

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    Herb L 1954  2 months ago

    Tear down that wall,Mr. Goatachev.Our puns would be limited ;)

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    ascha35-gocomics  2 months ago

    I’m fairly affluent in pig Latin.

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    Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny Premium Member 2 months ago

    Do I dare admit that I like puns. And this is a clever one.

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    zeexenon  2 months ago

    And it will cost us taxpayers 3.14 billion$

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    LightWarriorK  2 months ago

    It seems like a missed opportunity to do “Been there, don T’HAT.” The apostrophe would have been epic.

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    Phydeux  2 months ago

    Glad they didn’t salsa.

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    Gonzojr  2 months ago

    Mejor construyan un muro alderredor de Mr Trump y que Mr Stephan Pastis pague por él. On the other hand, great pun, Stephan.

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    gmu328  2 months ago

    oh no, even goat doesn’t like patsis puns? the horrors!

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    Josh Lyons Premium Member 2 months ago

    Good one, Pastis! Five Stars! Now that’s comedy gold!

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    Oh that’s a classical Gas!

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    soaringblocks  2 months ago

    You’re so clever at this, Stephen, I’m always caught by delightful surprise. Thank you!

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    Hey, I’d contribute to that Cause! Finish the Cartoon-Boy Wall!

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    El Cobbo Grande  2 months ago

    Italian Pastis , Mexican Pastis, you say Potato, I say Tomato…..it’s all samo samo….

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    Inatizzy  2 months ago

    When I first moved to Grand Rapids, MI, I’d frequently here people speaking Dutch. I have a feeling these were the same people who would tell people speaking Spanish "this is America! speak English!

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    Dippy  2 months ago

    Hey, when spoken aloud, this pun has a Spanish accent!

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