My spine is like an elevator and in the mornings my brains are in the basement. Before going to sleep I’ll tell my brains (my mind/subconscious) to ‘wake up @ at a quarter to five’ and it never fails. I haven’t used an alarm clock in more than forty years. I can’t stand that grating noise. I’ll flash on it from time to time during the day.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Honesty kills motivation.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
To those who don’t observe, enjoy the day off.
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
A nice warm cup of coffee helps warm up a morning
gocomics over 5 years ago
Load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.
joegee over 5 years ago
I’m happy for a day off that will be used to have friends over to share food and companionship.
ChristineFoxdale over 5 years ago
Waking up.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
wow
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago
OK Pig, after a couple rounds with the snooze button, then what?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’m never excited about waking up in the morning.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Waking up on Christmas morning when I was a kid ! Could not be beat ! Merry Christmas To All !
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Pig is grimly determined to fight sleep deprivation!
Acworthless over 5 years ago
At my age, the most exciting thing about waking up in the morning is waking up in the morning.
Qiset over 5 years ago
Merry Christmas!
well-i-never over 5 years ago
What? Not even a Santa hat?
Ugly, Fat and Crabby over 5 years ago
There’s a special place in heaven reserved for the one who invented The Snooze Button!
KEA over 5 years ago
…getting to the bathroom
david_42 over 5 years ago
I’m retired, so nothing.
hangedman over 5 years ago
My spine is like an elevator and in the mornings my brains are in the basement. Before going to sleep I’ll tell my brains (my mind/subconscious) to ‘wake up @ at a quarter to five’ and it never fails. I haven’t used an alarm clock in more than forty years. I can’t stand that grating noise. I’ll flash on it from time to time during the day.
mail2jbl over 5 years ago
Except on Christmas Day!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Welp, Merry Christmas, Pearls Before Swine readers!
Homer J over 5 years ago
My bladder motivates me
Fontessa over 5 years ago
Retirement is lovely—-no more snooze button.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Wondering if you’re going to wake up again tomorrow morning.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’ve said it before, and it’s still true…. at my age, the best part of waking up, is waking up….
noreenklose over 5 years ago
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DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Waking up is nice. And, it sure beats the alternative.
xnuc over 5 years ago
Is it me or does Rat’s nose look bigger?
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
I thought the best part of waking up is…“Folgers in your cup….”
rAtkinson over 5 years ago
To All, Have a Very Merry Christmas!
neatslob Premium Member over 5 years ago
The most exciting thing to me is if I get to sleep until the sun is actually up.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Such an honest answer deserves something, Pig. Maybe an extra ten minutes of sleep….
Merry Christmas, Stephan and fans of Cartoon-Boy!
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago
Those of you with no alarm or snooze button, you must not have dogs or cats to keep you on schedule.
Claire Jordan over 5 years ago
By the time you’re my age, your first thought on waking is to make it to the loo before you wet yourself.
WhoDat over 5 years ago
No mention of Christmas, shame on you Pastis…