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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 25, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 2 months ago

    Honesty kills motivation.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

    To those who don’t observe, enjoy the day off.

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    B UTTONS  2 months ago

    A nice warm cup of coffee helps warm up a morning

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    gocomics  2 months ago

    Load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.

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    joegee  2 months ago

    I’m happy for a day off that will be used to have friends over to share food and companionship.

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    ChristineFoxdale  2 months ago

    Waking up.

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    Z51 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Never used an alarm clock, they were annoying, just went to bed knowing when I had to get up! Never failed!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    wow

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    SquawkTron  2 months ago

    Breakfast in bed is a good start.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 2 months ago

    OK Pig, after a couple rounds with the snooze button, then what?

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  2 months ago

    The fact that you woke up is the most amazing thing that happens in the morning!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’m never excited about waking up in the morning.

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    EcurbYkspohs  2 months ago

    Waking up on Christmas morning when I was a kid ! Could not be beat ! Merry Christmas To All !

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    chris_weaver  2 months ago

    Pig is grimly determined to fight sleep deprivation!

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    Acworthless  2 months ago

    At my age, the most exciting thing about waking up in the morning is waking up in the morning.

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    Qiset  2 months ago

    Merry Christmas!

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    well-i-never  2 months ago

    What? Not even a Santa hat?

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    Ugly_Fat_and_Crabby  2 months ago

    There’s a special place in heaven reserved for the one who invented The Snooze Button!

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    k_aplin  2 months ago

    …getting to the bathroom

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    david_42  2 months ago

    I’m retired, so nothing.

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    hangedman  2 months ago

    My spine is like an elevator and in the mornings my brains are in the basement. Before going to sleep I’ll tell my brains (my mind/subconscious) to ‘wake up @ at a quarter to five’ and it never fails. I haven’t used an alarm clock in more than forty years. I can’t stand that grating noise. I’ll flash on it from time to time during the day.

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    mail2jbl  2 months ago

    Except on Christmas Day!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Welp, Merry Christmas, Pearls Before Swine readers!

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    Homer J  2 months ago

    My bladder motivates me

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    Fontessa  2 months ago

    Retirement is lovely—-no more snooze button.

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    thelost wizard  2 months ago

    Wondering if you’re going to wake up again tomorrow morning.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 2 months ago

    I’ve said it before, and it’s still true…. at my age, the best part of waking up, is waking up….

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    DCBakerEsq  2 months ago

    Waking up is nice. And, it sure beats the alternative.

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    xnuc  2 months ago

    Is it me or does Rat’s nose look bigger?

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    WmCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    I thought the best part of waking up is…“Folgers in your cup….”

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    rAtkinson  2 months ago

    To All, Have a Very Merry Christmas!

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    neatslob Premium Member 2 months ago

    The most exciting thing to me is if I get to sleep until the sun is actually up.

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    Such an honest answer deserves something, Pig. Maybe an extra ten minutes of sleep….

    Merry Christmas, Stephan and fans of Cartoon-Boy!

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Those of you with no alarm or snooze button, you must not have dogs or cats to keep you on schedule.

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    Claire Jordan  about 2 months ago

    By the time you’re my age, your first thought on waking is to make it to the loo before you wet yourself.

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    WhoDat  about 2 months ago

    No mention of Christmas, shame on you Pastis…

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    Sharon L. Smatusek Harris  about 2 months ago

    Seriously, this is the highlight of my day.

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