Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    “…and put me on a high cholesterol diet.

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    AdamMorris  about 5 years ago

    The doctor prefers smoked ham and bacon?

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    Sherlock Watson  about 5 years ago

    “Smoke all you want. You’re gonna get hit by a bus.” (Scary Movie 3)

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    Bilan  about 5 years ago

    If you believe the doctor, then why pay his bill?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Nothing new about this….

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Physician …………………. heal thyself.

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Good doctor…

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    x_Tech  about 5 years ago

    …and signed me up as a bacon donor.

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    x_Tech  about 5 years ago

    Oh, and by the way, all the handbaskets are made in China.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Oh God! Is he saying Trump will be re-elected!

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    Antdreams  about 5 years ago

    A bottle of vodka would go nicely with those smokes.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Pig (and everyone else on the planet) should try MY brand of smokes…Three Nuns…Nun Yesterday, nun today, nun tomorrow!

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    F-Flash  about 5 years ago

    Smoke em if you got em, but not in restaurants, bars, & public venues. Best place is school bathrooms.

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    F-Flash  about 5 years ago

    I love it, over the counter medication.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I know drinking has increased!

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Cough! Cough!

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    mail2jbl  about 5 years ago

    Remind me to go to this doctor’s clinic when I have a death wish.

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    xblorg82  about 5 years ago

    Ever notice how many doctors are overweight?

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    BiathlonNut  about 5 years ago

    Smoke all you want and die sooner. Just keep your portable pollution out of my life.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That is what my attorney said when I was working up my living (dying) will, but he said I would get run over by a truck.

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    Number Three  about 5 years ago

    What an awesome doctor!


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    redback  about 5 years ago

    its just a bit over three years; saying the world is gonna end may be too much. The world can probably hold this time

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Oh, no! Pig has problems? (Hey, who’d have thunk that?) Thanks for the cheery prognosis, Doc Pessimism!

    I just hope the bacon isn’t spoiled. Hurry up and die, Pig! I’m hungry!

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    TMO1 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Why does a GP have an eye exam chart on the wall?

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    vivafluffycats  about 5 years ago

    Retinoblastoma, diabetic retinopathy, etc.

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    Ned Dickens  almost 4 years ago

    If that’s true, why bother being a doctor?

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    PizzaKitty  about 2 years ago

    2020 in a nutshell

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