Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 12, 2017


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    But strippers get better tips.

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    Lee Cox  almost 3 years ago

    My eyes, my eyes!!!!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 3 years ago

    Give him some money before he gets down to his G-string!

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    LuvThemPluggers  almost 3 years ago


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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    Where is the censor when we need him?

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    PICTO  almost 3 years ago

    I have one word for you Stephan… Pasties.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’ll admit upfront, I post my art on facebook for the attention. What other reason is there?

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    flower among weeds  almost 3 years ago

    It’s going to be very difficult to un-see this.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago


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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Acceptance and admiration”? Then why the puns?

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    whiteheron  almost 3 years ago

    Cramer designed the brosierre for people just like Stephan.

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    chris_weaver  almost 3 years ago

    Chippendale dancer alert!

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    Most creative people I know create for the same reason they breathe. They have no choice.

    Sorry to get serious. It was a funny strip.

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 3 years ago

    Berkeley Breathed called his profession a “stripper.” Pastis must have misunderstood.

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    Rad-ish says, posting NA on Sherpa Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Creators like to make people laugh. That’s why he created such a ridiculous body.

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    Thomas R. Williams  almost 3 years ago

    Man-maries! Hairy man-maries! Brain bleach stat!

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    michael3114  almost 3 years ago

    This comic is offensive……….to strippers.

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    prince valiant Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Creative people create because they have to.

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    add to list of things once seen that cannot be unseen gack

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    phredturner  almost 3 years ago

    I like you better with the top on….No offense

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    Bucinka  almost 3 years ago


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    The Fly Hunter  almost 3 years ago

    Please Stephan, NO!!!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I, for one, am all in favor of giving you a hug, but you need to put your clothes back on first.

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    Number Three  almost 3 years ago

    Does anyone have any brain bleach left? Please say you have!


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    Laird Nelson  almost 3 years ago


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    BAndABro  almost 3 years ago

    This is irrelevant to the strip, but maybe, the crocs would go to the supermarket and discover Zebra cakes. Then who knows what they would do!

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    BAndABro  almost 3 years ago

    This is irrelevant to the strip, but maybe, the crocs would go to the supermarket and discover Zebra cakes. Then who knows what they would do!

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    For the love of God, Rat or Pig! Hug Cartoon-Boy before he goes any further with his comic strip tease!

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    Meowth lover 24  almost 3 years ago

    Blind me

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    John Smith  almost 3 years ago

    Wonder how many strippers he offended today?

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    RonCopeland1  almost 3 years ago

    The strippers I know are often victims of childhood abuse and neglect. To say they are seeking acceptance and admiration, while true on one level, cruelly simplifies a complex and tragic issue, and shows a sort of simple minded lack of empathy, and, in this case, makes me cringe instead of laugh. (I usually like the strip and think it’s pretty funny.)

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    Ned Dickens  about 1 year ago

    And not as inappropriate.

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