Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 12, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  about 7 years ago

    Here’s Pig’s consolation prize: he is better liked than Rat or Larry.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 7 years ago

    I wonder how many people reacted to the sign in panel 7 by saying, “I am not! How dare you say such a thing!”

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    Bilan  about 7 years ago

    Homer: “Mmmm… bacon”

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    WoodEye  about 7 years ago


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    juicebruce  about 7 years ago

    Pig go listen to Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side Of The Moon” then try again :-)

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW the answer to Rat’s question.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I love you, Pig, No matter how matter how dumb you’re

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    x_Tech  about 7 years ago

    Panel 11: Never Mind!


    Panel 12: Free Bacon!

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    YippiKiAyMofo  about 7 years ago

    “Just leave me alone.”

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    garcoa  about 7 years ago

    Pig just needs a hug. Everyone go hug someone who needs a hug today. (With their permission of course, I will not bail you out if you end up in jail.)

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 7 years ago

    Brace yourself for nothing, Pig.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Well, there’s “Don’t Kick Me,” and “Don’t Kick Me Hard,” and “Don’t Keep Kicking me.”

    .Hey! It’s just like those Facebook people.

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    TossedSaladCartoon  about 7 years ago

    It’s funny because it’s true!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Next lower step? The realization that no one is even reading your signs.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  about 7 years ago

    and sadly he’s not even charging for hugs.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Please acknowledge my existance.

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    BobC1  about 7 years ago

    Mr. Pig, I like you even though you’re not real.

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    Number Three  about 7 years ago

    I don’t care what people think of me.

    I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I’m not.


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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    Ah, Pig! The solution to your loneliness is NOT to prostitute yourself to the heedless masses. Especially not when you’ve got a community of mainly sympathetic PBS fans here right in front of your Fourth Wall!

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    ND Cool Z  over 5 years ago

    Hey guys! After reading the new Pearls Before Swine treasury Pearls Takes a Wrong Turn, I decided to read all the PBS comics in 2017, with some of my comments. Remember, I was reading all the 2018 comics during the big half-year of Big Nate reruns, so I decided to read the 2017 comics to complete my PBS reading history (I already had every single PBS collection at one point). This might take a few days, but it’s worth the long time. Anyway, it’s reading time!

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    NeilCopeland  about 5 years ago

    He’s in Limbo.

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    James Noury Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I love you Pig!

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    *real* Guard Duck  over 2 years ago

    er… Sadness limbo?

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    No One in Particular  about 2 years ago

    Next sign: “acknowledge me”

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    alantain  6 months ago

    How low? “I’ll pay you to pretend to like me.”

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