Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 01, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 years ago

    Some “big game” hunters will shoot at anything that moves. And often it doesn’t even have to move

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    Kveldulf  about 2 years ago

    Was this man the father of the Jackelope?

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    C  about 2 years ago

    He’s quite the Rack-onteur

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    Concretionist  about 2 years ago

    WHY do they call those things “practical”? My dad (and me thereafter) called them “practically jokes” … as in “nearly funny”.

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    The hunter knew it was probably a joke, but when it’s a 6-point Bigfoot, you don’t take a chance.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 years ago

    Never tease idiots with guns. I think “Bigfoot Hunter” falls right in the middle of that category.

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    marilynnbyerly  about 2 years ago

    Most big foot hunters don’t carry guns, or they don’t use them since we have no dead big foots. Live capture seems to be the ideal solution.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    Oh deer.

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    WDemBlk Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Happy April’s Day.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 years ago

    Let’s hope they do where he’s eventually going.

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    According to the data, he could have gotten the same result dressed as a cow or horse. Hunting is, at times, a place where keen eyesight isn’t a factor.

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    smartty cat  about 2 years ago

    It appears the last laugh was on him and got him dead to rights. Way to go human bean.

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    LawrenceS  about 2 years ago

    Tom Lehrer’s spoken intro to his hunting song explained, “Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody lse, under the impression that he was a deer with a red hat perhaps, maybe a large flesh-colored squirrel.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Sometimes being funny isn’t very amusing.

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    david_42  about 2 years ago

    “Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die-i-i-i”

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    Amra Leo  about 2 years ago

    When filming “Star Wars”, security had to surround Peter Mayhew while he was dressed as Chewbacca so he didn’t get shot…

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    rossevrymn  about 2 years ago

    I also don’t recall Bigfoot having horns.

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    monya_43  about 2 years ago

    His joke was not at all practical.

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    Bookworm  about 2 years ago

    That’s harsh. Big Foot hunters have pretty much the same sense of humor as Ancient Alien theorists, Flat Earthers, Elvis Lives believers, Stop the Stealers, and a few other groups to whom the inquiry, “Are you serious?” is an invitation to a fist-fight, if not a shooting. /s

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    batesmom7  about 2 years ago

    The Morristown NJ National Historical Park (where Washington and company endured the coldest winter on record) has colonial era artifacts. I was amused to see an old “bigfoot” on a long handle that was used to clandestinely make Bigfoot prints to keep those believers believing.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    My understanding is that “big foot” does not have antlers. That is where you went wrong.

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    Too many “Elmer Fudd’s” out there.

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    anomaly  about 2 years ago

    Or good eyesight.

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    schaefer jim  about 2 years ago

    Must been an Elk member driven out with an clinch fist!

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    raybarb44  about 2 years ago

    God understands……

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    abbynmax  about 2 years ago

    It’s from Tom Lehrer.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 2 years ago

    Don’t kill yourself just because you missed the last issue of MAD.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Uh, if he’s a practical joker, he’s in the wrong place.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member about 2 years ago

    How many foot hunters are there, big or small?

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    Billy Yank  about 2 years ago

    Going into the woods dressed like that during big game season would be considered having suicidal tendencies.

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