Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 07, 2021

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    stevesilver48  7 months ago

    Yes! I can see his name on his office door. Sales Director, Mr. Tommy

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    Kveldulf  7 months ago

    Up here everything is still green. Not normal.

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    But do you know?

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    jmarkoff2  7 months ago

    They took all the trees, and put em in a tree museum

    And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them

    No, no, no

    Don’t it always seem to go

    That you don’t know what you got ‘til it’s gone

    They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    That looks a little small to be a shade tree.

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    Concretionist  7 months ago

    I prefer the one where the guy playing the bagpipes will stop for $5 per minute of silence.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  7 months ago

    Beats a lemonade stand.

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    in.amongst  7 months ago

    Presumably, the smartness is blinding!

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    Enter.Name.Here  7 months ago

    See my silly business fail….$2.

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    Superfrog  7 months ago

    I guess they’re looking for someone with blind faith in a shady operation.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    … or look around the blinds and see them for free.

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    Say What?  7 months ago

    Well, well, I found a discount by crossing the street.

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    jvo  7 months ago

    You have to feed the parking meters if you want to do that.

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    dot-the-I  7 months ago

    Fun fact for the day: Still “Les Persienes” in France, for what traders from Venice introduced from the East around 1760.

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    pcolli  7 months ago

    The blind leading the blind.

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    bbenoit  7 months ago

    I’m loving the old school cash register, no pay by phone for this kid. Cash only.

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    1953Baby  7 months ago

    I don’t know whether to give this a “like” or not. . .it’s too true to be funny. . .

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Petty Thief Barnum would be proud. I wonder if anyone is thinking of a way to put in toll booths to charge the leaf peepers in the North East. Maybe just check points manned by National Guard or Forest Rangers. It seems like that is the way we are going.

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    pheets  7 months ago

    The colour is bright but there is still more green here. Late this year…

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    Kid has found a niche market. Popular, short supply, short term. Perfect,

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    In the future he’ll have a snow museum. Just show us the inside of your refrigerator

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    oldlady07 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Neighbor child came in to ask for some plastic bags, gave her a few sandwich bags. Found her later filling them with gravel, she said she was going to sell them for $5 each at their yard sale. She looked disappointed for a second when I told her that no one would pay $5 for a bag of gravel. Then she said “OK, $2.50 !”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    Maybe director of marketing, but we won’t know how good he is at sales until we see how much moola his little scam pulls in. (“This way to the egress”, anyone?)

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    phileaux  7 months ago

    Similar to the toughs who are first to a Banksy, cover it up and charge for a picture.

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    And when he opens the blinds a second time, there’ll be a carrot. A carrot to lead them around…

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    Three-card Monte is out.Foliage scams are in.

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    dcoyote  7 months ago

    Clever kid

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    christelisbetty  7 months ago

    For another buck, you can stand next to him and take a selfie.

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    eddi_tbh  7 months ago

    Eventually they will corner the air market. At 10 cents per shallow breath.

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    keenanthelibrarian  7 months ago

    A right little entrepreneur (pronounced ‘on-trep-ren-err’).

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    bakana  7 months ago

    He may be too Independent to stay long.

    As soon as he learns all he can about the biz, he’ll leave and start his own company.

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