Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 16, 2020

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    Need coffee  over 2 years ago

    The only thing this is missing is a few Wiley bears.

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    Alabama Al  over 2 years ago

    Nothing new. I’ve known restaurants and bars that got so closed they never reopened.

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    GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Now they can compete for being the most bankrupt, the poor guys. This can’t end soon enough.

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    enigmamz  over 2 years ago

    I understand that the rats that are from their dumpsters are getting rather nasty.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me strongly of the current occupant of the US White house who’s got all the very biggest numbers.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago

    My restaurant is so closed, I never even given it a thought to open one.

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    A Common 'tator  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of an early “Mad Comic”… A row of restaurants… First one displays “Best in town”… The next displays “Best in the country”… The next displays “Best on the planet”… The three of them have hardly any customers… The last one has customers queuing down the street… “The best on the block”…

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    WoodstockJack  over 2 years ago

    Covfefe!

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  over 2 years ago

    Google: thank you coronavirus helpers

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    dflak  over 2 years ago

    The restaurant business is tough enough. I would wager there are more business failures there than in any other industry.

    Some restaurants that normally do not do take out are offering that service now. I wonder if they will continue and if customers will get used to this kind of service.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    There are always a few who take conformity to such a level that it becomes non-conformity. These are the compliance complications that make life interesting. Doing the right thing as hard as you can might just be wrong.

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    fuzzbucket  over 2 years ago

    We’re clothed.

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I really miss getting up in the morning and taking the motorcycle or airplane out for breakfast once or twice a month.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 2 years ago

    I did take ou for dinner last night to support a local business. them ian town of the street was creepy. the place is doing ok, a lot of heir business is take out anyway and they had a sign on the door saying “don’t come in we’ll come out to you” but a street usually full of parked cars and traffic and people was empty. creepy is the only word for it.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Easier to do ratings when you don’t have to go inside

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    walstib  over 2 years ago

    They went to hyperbole class at Trump University.

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    Asharah  over 2 years ago

    In Maryland, Gino’s is a fast food place, they’re probably still open for carryout.

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    squireobrien  over 2 years ago

    Now serving nothing in our elegantly closed dining room.

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    GreenT267  over 2 years ago

    Has anyone else realized that they are eating ‘better’ now? We haven’t hit a fast food place for a month, let alone dine out. Instead, we have time to actually prepare and cook meals! I had forgotten how good homemade bread is. And I’ve gotten out my recipe book from my college days on ‘meals for under $5’.

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    Rabies65  over 2 years ago

    I feel I am also part of an elite group, having also not eaten at the exclusive 5 star restaurant, which is closed.

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    the lost wizard  over 2 years ago

    We’re making less money than our competition.

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    JoJoline  over 2 years ago

    The third one is owned by the Trumps. Most closed in the city. In the universe. Many people say. A perfect closure. Like my phone call.

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    noeste119  over 2 years ago

    Wiley, another gem.

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    Madzdad the bard  over 2 years ago

    The strip club is “Clothed until further notice”

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    chromosome Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m hoping a lot of those places can survive by offering take out and delivery service. I don’t drive, so I’ve been ordering delivery from different restaurants for my dinners. I make a big order and then dinners for a week.

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    tabby  over 2 years ago

    Around here a lot of restaurants are doing curb side pickup and delivery. Some are even providing frozen versions of their food. I’ve got some fantastic food in the freezer now. I was happy to see a line up of cars at one of my favorite restaurants.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 2 years ago

    Here in Kansas City we used to have a barbecue joint named Eat It and Beat It. Nowdays it would be Drive It and Thrive It……..

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    danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You want closed? Wait until you get to the vacant lot!

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    librarian4hire  over 2 years ago

    My two favorite Chinese restaurants are closed. Not even doing delivery/take out. I hope they reopen when this is over. Both of them had the nicest delivery drivers!

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 2 years ago

    Love the dogs.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 2 years ago

    Wiley dogs are a good substitute. :-o

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    hagarthehorrible  over 2 years ago

    Good habits die hard.

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