Not far from my house there’s a park with a big pond in it and in the middle a fountain that comes on now and then. Every time I see a bird perched on the dormant fountain head I wonder if this is the day a bird bidet will happen.
I ran into the plumber who installed by bidet. He was playing golf with 3 of his country boy friends. Thinking he’d put me on the spot, he asks, “You still use that bidet?” I looked at them and said, “I got the cleanest a$$ in town.”
allen@home about 3 years ago
Nope he forgot.
Imagine about 3 years ago
I hate when that happens.
Ratkin about 3 years ago
The hole in the roof seems implausibly circular.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
Step aside Spacex.
Digital Frog about 3 years ago
That’s what you get for going with the lowest bid, eh?
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
oh, the thrill…
Nate England about 3 years ago
And as compensation, we’ll throw in a free powerwash…
TStyle78 about 3 years ago
Well at least his butt should be clean.
Fishenguy Premium Member about 3 years ago
This is the second comic I laughed out loud at! (the first was Pickles)
derdave969 about 3 years ago
This is a day the neighbors will long remember.
Doug K about 3 years ago
It looks more like a Pressure Intensifier was used here.
Is that Tim Taylor?
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sometimes when a cartoon illustrates a funny situation it makes me wonder if the creator is drawing on personal experience.
cdward about 3 years ago
Giving new meaning to the phrase, “All washed up.”
dflak about 3 years ago
Enemas: while you wait.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Gives a whole new meaning of GOING THROUGH THE ROOF!
zerotvus about 3 years ago
what a pain in the butt…..
Imagine about 3 years ago
The number one reason why I avoid those things.
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Can also happen if the water heater breaks.
Nuliajuk about 3 years ago
Not far from my house there’s a park with a big pond in it and in the middle a fountain that comes on now and then. Every time I see a bird perched on the dormant fountain head I wonder if this is the day a bird bidet will happen.
mapguy about 3 years ago
Getting a little behind in his work.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Whee!
The Brooklyn Accent about 3 years ago
Inspiration for the gospel song “O Hap Bidet”…
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. about 3 years ago
On the plus side, Byron had never been cleaner
J Short about 3 years ago
I ran into the plumber who installed by bidet. He was playing golf with 3 of his country boy friends. Thinking he’d put me on the spot, he asks, “You still use that bidet?” I looked at them and said, “I got the cleanest a$$ in town.”
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
“Hey buddy how does that feel? You just got Bidened!
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
That is one heck of a bidet!
Lablubber about 3 years ago
Just have to take it day bidet.
Ricky Bennett about 3 years ago
I get better altitude after eating a Taco Bell burrito…
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 3 years ago
Well, that was a Bum deal…
syzygy47 about 3 years ago
“To the moon Alice” (the view and the destination)
chemguy about 3 years ago
Bloody Stupid Johnson