Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 11, 2022

“Worthy of the Trump name.” Does that mean they will declare bankruptcy before it’s all over?

Used to not getting paid.

“You’re hiring WHOM?”

Paging Alice and Elmont.

I’ve read that the only problem the former guy had with the January 6th rioters was that they weren’t better dressed.

“You’re hiring WHO?”

“The homeless, Mr. Trump. Repeat it after me slowly. The ho-mmmm-llll-essss. No, it’s an actual word. I checked.”

Trump only hires the best worst people he can sucker in.

How many people are homeless BECAUSE of the Trump name???

Ingenious…might even work, if it weren’t for Duke at the helm of affairs.

A bunch of limo drivers blocking traffic? That ought to work about as well as a bunch of truckers.

Rich people too stupid to realize you need to close on your new mansion before selling the old one.

Wow, Trudeau has hated Trump for a long time…

Ok this aint gonna end well…LOL

Looks like Trump’s past hiring practices carried right into his WH staff. Incompetent sycophant’s everywhere.

Later, he hires fake supporters to stand behind him at his fake rallies to fulfill his fake narrative. Genius! Very smart guy.

Does this mean the homeless will be covered in gold glitter and fake rhinestones?

So that’s where he got the idea….

patrick murphy, loony squiggles, montana bill, rikitikiDA, klemubermoron, ammosexuallydysfunctional, opspecial ed, JAwholikebluegrass, which trump are you supporting, the one who called putin smart or the one who is mildly against putin’s horrific actions?:

Trump won’t pay them anyway. And OBTW, Duke, he won’t pay you, either.

He’ll hire the kind of people who, by 2016, will be convinced that Trump is their champion, setting aside his lavish lifestyle just to help them!!!

Fear and Loathing in Atlantic City…

To Duke’s surprise,most homeless have never HEARD of Donald Trump.They don’t travel in the same circles;although most people WISH they did.

If he had his way, we would ALL be homeless.

Don’t forget you tents

Picketing in cardboard limos, I assume?

Maybe you should get back to the heart trouble angle, Duke.

Not much change in the playbook. Someone’s buying gas for the bums.

Still fighting with that BAD case of TDS I see!

These days he could hire Don Jr., Eric and Ivanka. Would be the first honest dollar any of them earned.

So Trump, what, did a comparative cost analysis right then and there? That seems so improbable to me. I can but presume that at least a few million dollars are at stake in this operation, so far as Trump is concerned. Paying even genuine limo drivers to protest for a few days wouldn’t cost more than a few thousand, I would think. Who doesn’t “get” that spending thousands to earn millions is a win/win situation?