I forget what we paid for our wedding rings 37 y.a., but the sales clerk was my Den Mother. Don’t even recall what we paid to replace my wife’s after she started exercising and lost enough weight for her ring to slip off in an unknown location, as her 2020 anniversary present, but my present was this smartphone.
I gave my wife a bracelet my grandmother wore until the day she died. I thought my wife would appreciate the sentimentality. She had to ruin the moment by asking ‘Why does it say ’DNR’?"
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
I found the last ring i bought my late Wife. Still had the price tag attached. She never got to wear it. ( ´•̥̥̥o•̥̥̥`)♡(˘̩̩̩̩̩̩ ⌂ ˘̩̩̩̩̩̩)
Mediatech about 1 month ago
Hang on to the receipt.
Farside99 about 1 month ago
Pinching every penny and letting her know about it. She’s in for an “interesting” life!
dflak about 1 month ago
When I proposed to my wife, I told her that there was a curse that came with the ring: ME.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
“I give this ring to you on the condition you drop the hobbit of calling me ‘Frodo’.”
rshive about 1 month ago
The price never really left his mind.
ScottJB about 1 month ago
Hmm.. That’s only a dollar a day, plus tax. Order yours now.
sandpiper about 1 month ago
She’ll keep house, he’ll keep the books.
monya_43 about 1 month ago
He will be really upset if she happens to lose that ring.
David_the_CAD about 1 month ago
I think I would give that marriage 1 day for each dollar spent.
The price should not matter, but when you are obsessed with the price, then your heart appears to be in the wrong place.
DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago
Not a great way to start a marriage.
Buspopcod about 1 month ago
“That’s nothing but a two-bit ring from a Crackerback’s jox!
Blaven about 1 month ago
The dollar a day ring!
Calvins Brother about 1 month ago
Ring Pops have bigger jewels, and they’re cheaper.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Attaboy……..
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Found it after 200 boxes if CrackerJax.
gcarlson about 1 month ago
I forget what we paid for our wedding rings 37 y.a., but the sales clerk was my Den Mother. Don’t even recall what we paid to replace my wife’s after she started exercising and lost enough weight for her ring to slip off in an unknown location, as her 2020 anniversary present, but my present was this smartphone.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
I real material guy.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
To be fair, he coulda cut off a small piece of copper pipe, so….
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago
One dollar for every day the marriage will last.
HodgeElmwood about 1 month ago
Bought it at Wal-Mart, I assume
ctbeeguy about 1 month ago
I gave my wife a bracelet my grandmother wore until the day she died. I thought my wife would appreciate the sentimentality. She had to ruin the moment by asking ‘Why does it say ’DNR’?"
Cathy P. about 1 month ago
So sorry for your loss. My mom’s been gone 55 yrs (I was 17). I’m wearing her engagement ring now as a way to honor her on Mother’s Day.