You have to stop letting her know she’s driving you crazy. Can’t you just ignore her? Or go in another room to get away from her? Hang up a sign on the door “Witches not allowed!”
You misstated this quote. For years, when I complain that something is driving me crazy, my husband replies, “That’s not a drive—just a short putt.” Now THAT’S funny!
She does know where all your buttons are and she most definitely knows how to push them. It’s the reason why you like her. Oh, l don’t believe that you do like her but you do treat her well. Take comfort in knowing that YOU are the better person and that there is an ultimate justice and Judge Who will reward you. Until then, accept those things that you can’t change and avoid them as much as possible…..
Brutus has a real knack for throwing hanging curveballs to Gargoyle and Veebs. It made a lot of money for famous straight men like Dean Martin, Steve Rossi, Dan Rowan, and Dick Smothers among others. Maybe the two of them should take their show on the road.
jmworacle about 1 month ago
“ZING!”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago
She’s so devilishly evil that everything comes easy to her.
angelolady Premium Member about 1 month ago
Mean—she is a meanie.
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
She should know as she is already there!
LookingGlass Premium Member about 1 month ago
Isn’t about time to put Mother Gargoyle’s BROOM …. out of commission??!!
/SHMIRK/
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 1 month ago
OOH, how I missed the lovely lady?
suv2000 about 1 month ago
She used her broom to fly in the rest of the way in
GROG Premium Member about 1 month ago
Take a long one off a short pier.
rob.home about 1 month ago
I must be unwell, but I rather like Mother Gargle’s cutting sense of humour.
Jeff0811 about 1 month ago
I’d say she takes the scenic route, but it seems she is stuck in a business loop.
Macushlalondra about 1 month ago
You have to stop letting her know she’s driving you crazy. Can’t you just ignore her? Or go in another room to get away from her? Hang up a sign on the door “Witches not allowed!”
nosirrom about 1 month ago
How can her last name be Gargle when she leaves such a bad taste in your mouth?
bobpickett1 about 1 month ago
or a short putt
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
she has a perfect driving record…
kucpa Premium Member about 1 month ago
Make sure you buckle up for the ride!
cracker65 about 1 month ago
MIL from He**
Robert4170 about 1 month ago
Gargle goes head to head with Laura, Sally’s mom, for bad MIL.
Just-me about 1 month ago
It was a much longer drive to the edge of crazy before Brutus met you Mother Gargle.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
And they’re coming to take me away, ha ha…….
starrclay about 1 month ago
You misstated this quote. For years, when I complain that something is driving me crazy, my husband replies, “That’s not a drive—just a short putt.” Now THAT’S funny!
paulprobujr about 1 month ago
Hey, that’s MY line!
bigplayray about 1 month ago
Hop on the crazy train Brutus and ride away!
flemmingo about 1 month ago
You old battle axe, you couldn’t leave Brutus alone for a week? He has enough problems at work.
Chris about 1 month ago
and the comments she gives fuels her up for some more… :J
CorkLock about 1 month ago
Get a Voodoo doll Brutus and “stob” it with big hat pin.
assrdood about 1 month ago
Her: “you’re driving me nuts!”
Him: “Short trip, don’t pack a lunch”.
Niko S about 1 month ago
HA!
ladykat about 1 month ago
It’s not even a drive in my case – it’s a very short walk.
MuddyUSA about 1 month ago
Ah……..Brutus just delivered her an opening shot…………
DawnQuinn1 about 1 month ago
Ignore her and she will eventually go away. EVENTUALLY. And FAR away…hopefully.
raybarb44 about 1 month ago
She does know where all your buttons are and she most definitely knows how to push them. It’s the reason why you like her. Oh, l don’t believe that you do like her but you do treat her well. Take comfort in knowing that YOU are the better person and that there is an ultimate justice and Judge Who will reward you. Until then, accept those things that you can’t change and avoid them as much as possible…..
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago
Brutus has a real knack for throwing hanging curveballs to Gargoyle and Veebs. It made a lot of money for famous straight men like Dean Martin, Steve Rossi, Dan Rowan, and Dick Smothers among others. Maybe the two of them should take their show on the road.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago
And Gargoyle is determined to outlive Brutus just to get the last word in!
lbhorton about 1 month ago
Ooop, another oldie moldie!
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ramona Gargle . As constant as the northern star .
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
How can she grow weary of something she utterly enjoys. And she gets satisfaction out you telling her she’s doing it well.
oakie817 about 1 month ago
ba dum tss
lawguy05 about 1 month ago
Rrrrr!
Lola85 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Every time that horrid woman makes an appearance, I thank my lucky stars that I had a great mother-in-law.
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
Don Rickles will never be dead as long as Mother G is alive.
Dave427 about 1 month ago
…and to think that in 20 years, Gladys will look just like Gargoyle. The Born Loser just can’t win.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 month ago
We hates the nasty woman, Precious!