Mike Luckovich for April 03, 2024

As described accurately by former Republican presidential campaign advisor Rick Wilson (now one of the principals of The Lincoln Project in the title of his book, “Everything Trump touches dies.”)

And so, the overvalued Trump stock bubble crashed and burned more spectacularly than the Hindenburg. “Oh the inanity!”

Lost all your Trump investment (as in every other business Trump ever ran)?

No fear! God (Trump) will provide (for himself)!

Will Dirty Don the Con’s next promo be… “And for the low, low additional price of $6.66 he’ll send a Bible personally autographed with the IMMACULATE INSCRIPTIONS from his favorite porn star Stormy Daniels and his favorite Playboy nude model Karen McDougal.”

Favorite scripture: “Blessed are the pü$$¥-grabbers, for theirs is the kingdom of MAGA.”

It’s the DJT version: King James updated and corrected, to replace all instances of the word “God” with “Trump.”

The Holy Bible (grifting during “Holy Week”). The holiest of holy books. Bigly holy. Selling $6.00 Bibles for $60.00. Overvalued social media stocks; overvalued Bibles. Just like the overvalued properties and overstated property square footages used to defraud lenders.

And naturally, the book combines the Bible with the Constitution and Declaration of Independence, our founding documents, in direct violation of the separation of church and state implicit in their texts.

Is there really no bottom to how low Trump is willing to go?

Is there no bottom to the depravity of Trump’s shamelessness?

Paper Moon (1973) grifter Moses Pray (Ryan O’Neal) to daughter Addie (Tatum O’Neal): “The (gullible suckers) will always trust a guy selling Bibles.”

Trump’s new slogan is, “Make American pray again,” except that, naturally, the predator-in-chief misspelled “PREY.”

Yes, the stock of Nonsense Social dropped like a Magat drinking bleach to cure COVID. How can anybody with an IQ above room temperature possibly be surprised?

By the way, “Running Against the Devil” was actually a better book than “Everything Trump Touches Dies” in my opinion, but both hilarious.

“At every meal you say a prayer; you don’t believe but still you keep on.” (Larry Norman)

It needs a Nomex cover so it doesn’t burst into flames.

Imagen someone going to a cops funeral and talking about lax courts releasing of crooks when he himself is out on bailHe rapes, cheats, and libels and now he want to sell you bibles

You don’t think diaper Donnie can sink any lower? Stay tuned.

The Trump “Buy my Bible” sideshow reminds me of a Married with Children episode in which Al Bundy starts his own religion for Men Against Amazonian Women to rake in money, of course, until the IRS shows up. Which reminds me: How has he evaded the IRS all these years? Oh, yeah, he deluged them with incomprehensible paper work. His NY based-business scam is only part of the story. Where is our modern day Eliot Ness?

Lies Ant-Social is a way to bribe Rump. By buying the worthless shares he is selling at an inflated price, billionaires can put money directly in his pocket, with the expectation of getting favors from him in the event he manages to steal another election.

We’ve all heard of a sucker born every minute. But what about a sucker born again and again and again?

If the bible scam collapses, he could always try some other tRump products to ease his burdon… a shot of tRump Vodka (but that collapsed)… or a relaxing time at a tRump Casino (but that collapsed)… or a satisfying tRump Steak (but that collapsed)… maybe a glass of restoring tRump Water (but that collapsed)… anyone else seeing a pattern here?

As I keep asking: America, what is wrong with you?

Biden – “I’m here to crash bicycles and economies, and I’m all out of bicycles”.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, MAGA.

The stock is above what the IPO offering was. Dopes buy high and sell low.

Believe in the MAGAt Messiah after they’ve lost considerable monies on his stock.

Peel back the faux leather cover and you will find the name of the hotel Drump stole it from.

Trump is a carnival barker! Biden is an empty suit. What wonderful choices. I dread president Kamala when even democrats see the obvious.

“If it says TRUMP on the label, you know you got a good one.”

Trump invested none o his own money so i the stock sells or anything he comes out ahead. The only good thing is that he has to wait 6 months beore cashing out.

A Bible is probably a better investment for these suckers, however I would not suggest the King Trump version.

The Ten Commandments were excised.

a book he proudly proclaims, he’s never read

Bing . . . bing . . . bing bong . . . bing, bing, bing, bing-bong . . . pinballing from one scummy scam to the next._

Actually an excellent fit between the product and its spokesmodel: “The Bible has noble poetry in it … and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.” —Mark Twain

Sells bibles (with “patriotic” inserts) for $59.99; can’t recite the Lord’s Prayer. tripleW. reddit. Com /r/ dankchristianmemes/ comments/ 1bupwu9/true_story/ (lots of spaces to make it work — sorry!)

T is usually the only one that makes any $$$ from his “ventures”. Magats, keep sending your hero more $$$. Your “billionaire” hero just loves to spend your $$$$.

Look at the size of the company before you invest in a sales kit. Old pyramid schemes have huge factories and sales offices. Just look at the Vatican and their regional offices.

When Trump opened his casino, a financial analyst who saw the books wrote that the business was unsustainable because the hotel & casino would never generate enough revenue to cover the interest on the various loans. Trump proceeded to trash the analyst in New York, saying he didn’t know what he was talking about.

Then, Trump’s casino went bankrupt. Hundreds of people lost money, and countless subcontractors who worked on the project were never paid.

Truth Social is the same thing, another grift. Analysts say the company could fail by the end of the year. I don’t know if they are correct, but I wouldn’t invest in that shady company. My guess is that Trump will dump his shares as soon as he can.

A fool and his money are soon blah, blah, blah.

I still have a deep freeze full of trump steaks, bet they are soooooo delicious

It would be funnier if it were not so dangerously accurate. Words fail me

The only good bet on Truth Social was shorting the stock.

Lookin’ for a little help here. The last line has potential rhymes but I’m having trouble putting together a good framework for them.

 Who Is He?

A lecher, a liar, an election denier.

A taker, a faker, a financial book-baker.

A berater, a traitor, a would-be dictator.

Lackluster, all bluster, a GI distruster.

Democrats evil, Nazis “very fine people”.

Joe Biden’s suspicious, but Putin’s propitious.

COVID enabler raper paper vapor taper draper scraper shaper caper creator

What church did bible salesman lying traitor Trump go to on Easter morning?