And even then, she may be a psychic like the one back on the May 17th strip last year (“Curse of the single psychic” which I remember because I thought she looked & sounded like Dr. Beverly Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory).
Can’t limit that to just one night, especially after the news that Buttercup skated on the bond and deadline AGAIN. Justice for some follows a long and torturous road, with uncertain resolution at the end.
Concretionist about 2 months ago
But. but, that’s what bars DO!
Bilan about 2 months ago
Come midnight, the words “Even more” are tacked to the top of the sign.
diazch408 about 2 months ago
A Mad TV shout-out. Cool! Lowered Expectations was the name of a repeating sketch on that 90’s show.
wallylm about 2 months ago
And even then, she may be a psychic like the one back on the May 17th strip last year (“Curse of the single psychic” which I remember because I thought she looked & sounded like Dr. Beverly Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory).
Mediatech about 2 months ago
After three or four beers everyone’s expectations plummet to levels they would never have thought possible when sober.
keenanthelibrarian about 2 months ago
They can’t say they haven’t been warned.
sandpiper about 2 months ago
Can’t limit that to just one night, especially after the news that Buttercup skated on the bond and deadline AGAIN. Justice for some follows a long and torturous road, with uncertain resolution at the end.
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
“First Three Drinks Half-Price” would serve the purpose as well.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
BYOBG … Bring Your Own Beer Goggles. They make people look a lot better. Especially at closing time. Told to The Count by a friend, of course.
Hollymartins2 about 2 months ago
And the days that I keep my gratitude
Higher than my expectations
Ah! Well, I have really good days
- Ray Wylie Hubbard
Egrayjames about 2 months ago
Alcohol …. one of the great equalizers.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago
“The girls all get prettier at closing time” or, to save time, go ugly early
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 2 months ago
If you think honesty isn’t the best policy, it’s uzually becauze, on some level, you’re ashamed of what you’re thinking or doing.
MS72 about 2 months ago
It’s not like women are honest…
DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Beer Goggles Night”?
bartimus fartimus about 2 months ago
“Don’t the girls all get prettier at closing time” — Mickey Gilley
FassEddie about 2 months ago
“It’s like shooting Silverfish in a barrel!”
Yuck.
Spacetech about 2 months ago
Life hasn’t been the same since COVID
jconnors3954 about 2 months ago
Works both ways!
The Lone Panda Kemo Sabe about 2 months ago
Maybe wash the floor in the Ladies Room?
tuliplover about 2 months ago
A free pair of beer goggles with each drink. Yeah. That’s a good marketing point.
SavannahJim Premium Member about 2 months ago
And, you might get Lucky.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Any place you have to go where your senses have to dulled by discount drinks to make the choices look good is a BAD place to meet people.
monya_43 about 2 months ago
Meet your future spouse in a bar, then on down the road a few years later, you should not be surprised to realize they have a drinking problem.
locake about 2 months ago
Your expectations lower the more you drink and the later it gets.
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
Truth in advertising. What a concept.
Can't Sleep about 2 months ago
Tomorrow will be “Come In After You’ve Had a Few Nite.”
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
“Drinks half price. Beer googles free.”
joannesshadow about 2 months ago
“I met her in a bar down in old Soho…”
lnrokr55 about 2 months ago
Wow, brutal honesty, and at a bar no less, welcome to no expectations Tuesday, great cartoon Wiley !
bakana about 2 months ago
Whose expectations are being Lowered?
Anyone drinking at Lucky’s probably already Has pretty low expectations.
tcviii Premium Member 25 days ago
I saw a bar in Ohio with a sign in the parking lot: “Topless Waitresses. False Advertising”.