My uncle snored so loudly that he often woke himself up. And when he visited, he shared my bedroom (I had a spare single bed there). It. Was, Awful. When I mentioned not getting any sleep, he told me it would be okay wake him. O…K… the next night I tried touching him. Nope. I tried shaking him. Nope. I took my blanket and went to the living room (a different floor of the house) and tried to sleep on the couch. That didn’t work perfectly, but it WAS better. THEN he told me I should have used a squirt gun.
I can remember trips with my parents. Dad snoring, Mom saying, " Harold, you’re snoring again" 6 or 7 times a night. No wonder I don’t remember the car ride, I was probably asleep.
I always hated having to share a motel bed with my mother, who snoring could wake the dead! My father and brother occupied the other bed, and brother complained that father’s kicking kept him awake, too.
When I was younger, our family lived on a long not-too-steep grade in town on a major through street. There WAS constant downshifting. You’d be amazed at how one can get used to it. When we moved to the suburbs (such as they were), it was s-o-o-o quiet. One found it hard to sleep for the lack of noise.
You gotta give that: Dad’s would not be dad’s if they did not come with loud snoring included. I guess if you got a teenage/young adult son who swears he’ll never marry and you really wanted grandchildren: if he snores like a jet engine in a crowded airport, do not worry, he’ll get hitched and you’ll get your grandchildren.
During our twenties, camping with friends, one snored so loud we made him sleep in his own tent, at the edge of the campground lot. Up early one morning, I heard the campers in the neighboring lot talking over coffee: "Did you hear that guy next door? He kept me up all night! " “Me too”, said another.
BE THIS GUY about 1 month ago
Mom and Dad enjoyed their motel stays much more before they became Mom and Dad.
codycab about 1 month ago
Meanwhile, Hobbes is sleeping like a kitten.
3nemesis about 1 month ago
Meanwhile the Hobbes is having the time of his life…
Concretionist about 1 month ago
My uncle snored so loudly that he often woke himself up. And when he visited, he shared my bedroom (I had a spare single bed there). It. Was, Awful. When I mentioned not getting any sleep, he told me it would be okay wake him. O…K… the next night I tried touching him. Nope. I tried shaking him. Nope. I took my blanket and went to the living room (a different floor of the house) and tried to sleep on the couch. That didn’t work perfectly, but it WAS better. THEN he told me I should have used a squirt gun.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 month ago
I can remember trips with my parents. Dad snoring, Mom saying, " Harold, you’re snoring again" 6 or 7 times a night. No wonder I don’t remember the car ride, I was probably asleep.
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
I’d like to know why they had to drive to that wedding when the train is much faster.
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
I always hated having to share a motel bed with my mother, who snoring could wake the dead! My father and brother occupied the other bed, and brother complained that father’s kicking kept him awake, too.
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
My snoring is prohibited in towns with Jake Brake ordinances.
Zykoic about 1 month ago
Air brakes snoring!
French Persons Premium Member about 1 month ago
I read somewhere that loud, horrible snoring is one of the top five reasons why people get divorced..
DorothyGlenn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Hobbes is over at Susie’s place.
saylorgirl about 1 month ago
I would like to see what Hobbes is doing while they’re away.
Gina Carson about 1 month ago
Hobbes is fine. He went over to Susie’s for the night.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
Jake brake, not downshifting necessarily.
Link from Twilight Princess about 1 month ago
One of my favorite strips from this series. Made me laugh very hard when I first read it.
sandpiper about 1 month ago
He falls asleep because there is no tiger breathing, but mostly because he is worn out from all the stuff he does that he shouldn’t.
'IndyMan' about 1 month ago
Now, Calvin, you know what your Mom puts up with EVERY night and why (one reason) you have not siblings ! ! ! !
KageKat about 1 month ago
Sleep apnea is no joke!
rshive about 1 month ago
When I was younger, our family lived on a long not-too-steep grade in town on a major through street. There WAS constant downshifting. You’d be amazed at how one can get used to it. When we moved to the suburbs (such as they were), it was s-o-o-o quiet. One found it hard to sleep for the lack of noise.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
While the folks are away, the cat will play.
mindjob about 1 month ago
My snoring has been known to cause avalanches in certain parts of the mountains
formathe about 1 month ago
I use high end 3M ear plugs and they work great. Good enough to kill the snoring yet not good enough to kill the smoke alarms.
elgrecousa Premium Member about 1 month ago
Is truck driving one of Calvin’s side jobs? He sure knows a lot about those monsters.
I was FRAMED!!!!!! about 1 month ago
I use some noise-canceling earbuds, to soften my wife’s snoring. They don’t always work perfectly.
wiley207 about 1 month ago
Heh, imagine if the Dad was actually imitating truck noises in his sleep, like pretending he was a truck driver!
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
Nothing quite as fun as sharing a hotel room with a snarky little kid huh ….. ;-)
Bilan about 1 month ago
Snoring builds character!
g04922 about 1 month ago
Hobbes may just be enjoying the peace and quiet away from Calvin…
nonoyobeezwaks about 1 month ago
I still remember how this comic made my laugh until I cried the first time I read it years ago.
Zyxian about 1 month ago
This one made me belly laugh – Down shifting on the highway…
kinich79 about 1 month ago
You gotta give that: Dad’s would not be dad’s if they did not come with loud snoring included. I guess if you got a teenage/young adult son who swears he’ll never marry and you really wanted grandchildren: if he snores like a jet engine in a crowded airport, do not worry, he’ll get hitched and you’ll get your grandchildren.
may10124 about 1 month ago
too funny
einarbt about 1 month ago
Hobbes probably gone to visit Susie.
dan.mclennan5 about 1 month ago
My wife sounds like a jake brake…..
moosemin about 1 month ago
During our twenties, camping with friends, one snored so loud we made him sleep in his own tent, at the edge of the campground lot. Up early one morning, I heard the campers in the neighboring lot talking over coffee: "Did you hear that guy next door? He kept me up all night! " “Me too”, said another.
Big-nate and Garfield guy about 1 month ago
Hobbes rn:
bcaka about 1 month ago
‘…trucks downshiffting on the highway…’ snort