Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 24, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  about 2 months ago

    “Spring is nature’s way of saying, ’Let’s party!’ "—Robin Williams

    “In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”—Margaret Atwood

    “In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.”—Mark Twain

    “No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.”—Hal Borland

    “Spring has returned. The Earth is like a child that knows poems.”—Rainer Maria Rilke

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    Da'Dad  about 2 months ago

    We live and learn. Thank you JJ. Found this: (Took several tries to get this past the censor)

    One of van D y k e’s best-known poems is titled “Time Is” (Music and Other Poems, 1904)…The second section of the poem, which was read at the funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales, reads as follows:

    Time is / Too slow for those who / Wait, / Too swift for those who / Fear, / Too long for those who / Grieve, / Too short for those who / Rejoice, / But for those who / Love, / Time is not.

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    thevideostoreguy  about 2 months ago

    Can’t believe it took an Einstein to note time was relative.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Time is relative to your position in space. It has been spring in my space for the last 3 weeks and I have all the yellow pollen on my car to prove it. It was almost 80 today and sunny.

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    Dirty Dragon  about 2 months ago

    Winter

    Fool’s Spring

    Second Winter

    The Spring of Deception

    Third Winter

    “The Pollening”

    Actual Spring

    Summer

    Hell’s Front Porch

    False Fall

    Second Summer

    Actual Fall

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 months ago

    But do you know? This is a double standard because the cartoonist can say someone’s name even though part of it means a girl who likes girls, but they won’t let people use that person’s name in a comment.

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    abucksworth Premium Member about 2 months ago

    No he wasn’t. Though I loved him in Coach.

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    Little Caesar  about 2 months ago

    Ah, the banjo-playing deputy episode! S5 : E32

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    nosirrom  about 2 months ago

    Yesterday we got a dusting of snow. We refer to snow this time of year as my wife’s birthday snow because 9 times out of 10 there is snow around her birthday. So go ahead blame her. ;-)

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    WaitingMan  about 2 months ago

    It’s Spring! 32 degrees in South Jersey as I post this.

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    Rich88865  about 2 months ago

    Is Dick VanDyke still alive? (test the theory).

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 2 months ago

    ….won’t you come home, Bill Bailey?

    won’t you come home?……

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    jr1234  about 2 months ago

    Barely any snow this winter in MinneSNOWta and after spring we get 6 to 8" winter storm. Some places have lots more.

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    Egrayjames  about 2 months ago

    Heck….I thought they were talking about the Smother’s Brothers.

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    Gina Carson  about 2 months ago

    Dick, Henry, and Jerry? Whatever happened to Tom, Dick, and Harry. Was there a Harry Smothers?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Yes, it was Jerry. Not really funnier RIP!

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    rlfekete1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Spring is the teenager of the seasons. Sunny and beautiful one day, stormy and scary the next.

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    treutvid  about 2 months ago

    Jerry never recovered from “My Mother The Car”, nor did Ann Southern

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 2 months ago

    So, using the name “Gaylord” is bad?

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    tomfromthe50s  about 2 months ago

    Now it’s Spring. Why do I have an urge to go on a pilgrimage?

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    locake  about 2 months ago

    We often have the heat and the air conditioning on during February. Some really hot days, some really cold ones. I don’t think we’ve ever used the heat in March, in FL.

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    destry1970  about 2 months ago

    yep

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    Uncle Bob  about 2 months ago

    Is he the guy who owned a 1928 Porter and had mother issues?

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    Dick vanDyke said, “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.”

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    The Orange Mailman  about 2 months ago

    I thought it was Dick and Tommy.

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    BC in NC Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Come to central NC and walk through the pollen clouds and windswept swirls, Janis.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I still don’t know where exactly the two of them live but I suspect it’s south of the Dakotas.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I really enjoyed Jerry VanDyke!

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    markkahler52  about 2 months ago

    Can’t wait till Summer, when we can all gripe about how HOT and humid it is outside!!

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    mafastore  about 2 months ago

    Reenacting year starts in April. Soon it will be 1775 again for us – until July when it becomes 1776 for 2 months and then back to 1775.

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