The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 10, 2024

she is about to hit Peter with a pan!

I’m guessing that’s Wendy.

Peter grow up to be a pirate.

There are way too many Peter pans in 2024.

His ambition to be a jockey was cut short.

Ain’t that the truth!

Peter is still bitter that he lost residuals as the voice from the Toys R Us commercials. (“I don’t want to grow up. I’m a Toys R Us kid.)

Wait till he’s watching the Superbowl!!

Peter will pan that suggestion.

Level 5 is the really tough one. . . but if anyone can do it, peter pan can..

Looks like Peter Pan grew up to be Peter Punk.

UGH!

Is his wife’s name Wendy?

Peter Piper?

Oh for Pete’s sake, when’s he gonna peter out?

The critics will pan this.

How did taking out the garbage become stereotyped as a man’s job?

“…and clean up after using the bathroom; you’re not fooling anyone by blaming Tinkle Bell”.

Cheer up. She is not going to ask again.

Yup, I knew it all along, those are ladies’ shorts.

His opponent’s username is Hook_crocodile.

Give it up Peter. You’ll never, never land in level 5.

Sara Cynthia Sylvia Stout would not take the garbage out.

Is it just me or is it getting Wendy in here?

What the heck Wendy, you’re gonna make him a, “LOST boy” !

Yeah man I am a sister and I always take out the garbage