Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 28, 2024

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    momofalex7  5 months ago

    When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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    Lucy Rudy  5 months ago

    He got his butt stuck?

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    Cornelius Noodleman  5 months ago

    What a lovely thought.

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    Farside99  5 months ago

    Wait, you poured boiling water on his…what????

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    cracker65  5 months ago

    Gonna lose some skin

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  5 months ago

    Now, you need a (chamber) Pot-au-feu! Good potluck!

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    Mediatech  5 months ago

    Frost on the pumpkin?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    He was triple dog dared!!!

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    dcdete.  5 months ago

    The royal chef has been slaving tooo long over a hot microwave oven!

    He has THREE eyeballs on his face!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    What do you call a chamber pot in Russia?

    A poo-tin.

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    DaveG1960  5 months ago

    And his legs are too short to hover over it……..

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    Piper_13 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Frozen Fink

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    You think The Fink would know better, but then again he’s the head Id-iot…

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    oakie817  5 months ago

    well, when you got to go…..

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    rockyridge1977  5 months ago

    Nature wins again!!!!!

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    You made a seat for it? And from metal?

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    Yeah, get some glass in those windows.

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    wirepunchr  5 months ago

    Going to have some chapped cheeks.

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    DawnQuinn1  5 months ago

    If he cannot use the chamber pot…what CAN he use? Some castles did have a “toilet” that was just a hole that dropped right into the moat, hidden from view, but even that was cold in winter.

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    1953Baby  5 months ago

    THANK GAWD fer indoor plumbing and heat. . .don’t EVER talk to me about the good old days. . .

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    rshive  5 months ago

    The Fink does what the Fink wants. Sometimes a price is paid.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Ouch.

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    graystripemouse Premium Member 5 months ago

    Does anyone have any idea or has heard anything about the classic Id? Is there anything posted on another site? Why can’t GC let us know what’sup?

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 5 months ago

    What’s the alternative, pray tell? No wonder people didn’t live long back then.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  5 months ago

    Why does that guy have three eyes?

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    cactusbob333  5 months ago

    The word is that the castle has an electronically heated toilet seat. Unfortunately, no one has discovered electricity yet.

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    brklnbern  5 months ago

    So the castle has no heat?

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    walstib Premium Member 5 months ago

    Winter campers tell me that if you cut out a large ring of styrofoam, that can be a toilet seat that doesn’t get cold.

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  5 months ago

    Just hang out over the moat and let her rip, drip, or plop.

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