If ova and sperm had personalities, the fertilization process at high magnification would seem likewise extremely competitive, possibly involving violent weaponry — not funny like a “Farside” cartoon. (—
I have two things to say about this! 1: ROFLMAO! 2: I’m glad I didn’t have a mouthful of beer when I read thios! I would have had to get a screen because I’m sure it would have shorted out!
GreasyOldTam 4 months ago
Man with gun: “Wait, Lustig is PAYING you?”
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 4 months ago
Oh man, they don’t make comics like that anymore! Thank goodness!
I was amused to see a redhead changed to a blonde in one frame and then back to redhead in the next. Quality control? Whazzat?
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 4 months ago
Here’s the link for the original 1944 art & text:
https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/fired-up-humor-2/
sevaar777 4 months ago
Think of baseball scores… that may help. Or smoke weed beforehand.. also known to slow down certain autonomic nerve responses.
Jayalexander 4 months ago
Hang on I’m coming,
PraiseofFolly 4 months ago
If ova and sperm had personalities, the fertilization process at high magnification would seem likewise extremely competitive, possibly involving violent weaponry — not funny like a “Farside” cartoon. (—
Imagine 4 months ago
Always complaining. Can never make her happy.
nosirrom 4 months ago
Shoot first, ask how she liked it later.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 4 months ago
It depends how fast the guy can reload.
Dobby53 Premium Member 4 months ago
“Bang bang, he shot me downBang bang, I hit the groundBang bang, that awful soundBang bang, my baby shot me down..” ‘Bang Bang’ Nancy Sinatra.
ajr58(1) 4 months ago
We’re going in ! https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=nM3fglmaRrA
RadioDial Premium Member 4 months ago
Why is he shooting with a pipe-wrench?
jrankin1959 4 months ago
Meanwhile, every other comic strip character at GC is asking, “You’re getting paid?”
ChessPirate 4 months ago
Well then, stop pulling his trigger!
Calvins Brother 4 months ago
“If you’re going to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.”
coltish1. 4 months ago
Aah, quit yer bellyachin’! You’re making scale, right? Didn’t you folks just win a strike or something?
Zebrastripes 4 months ago
LMAO!
She’s lucky he’s even interested! ☺️☺️☺️❤️
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 4 months ago
“Dang! Missed!” he said “quickly and suddenly” because the banned word list wouldn’t let me use the arcane but relevant “e” word.
Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago
So, I take it the shotgun wedding is off.
davewhamond creator 4 months ago
Wait! What’s the meta for?
Jml58 4 months ago
Is THAT why they call you “Quickshot”?
freshmeet2030 4 months ago
Hey, I didn’t know we could sign up for a paying cartoon gig! Sign me up!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 4 months ago
John, you have not given them a raise? I trust you are properly ashamed of yourself!!
fgerbil46 4 months ago
I have two things to say about this! 1: ROFLMAO! 2: I’m glad I didn’t have a mouthful of beer when I read thios! I would have had to get a screen because I’m sure it would have shorted out!
RonnieAThompson Premium Member 4 months ago
One of your best, John.
gopher gofer 4 months ago
eats, shoots, and leaves…?
☺
Chris Sherlock 4 months ago
My mind went to the gutter when I read the woman’s remark.
Thorby 4 months ago
Hey, John! What does he mean ?!? You don’t pay union scale?? Shame on youse!
Gent 4 months ago
Not likes bangs eh.