Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 18, 2024

Just don’t cross your bridges before they hatch.

Ralph! Sliced Spam is great!

One of those mixes was in Disney’s Pinocchio.

I almost missed the eggs in the omelette, since it wasn’t a voice balloon.

Meta-force be with you.

Don’t look a bird in the hand in the mouth.

Meta For Cafe eh. Looks like quite a social place eh. Who makes the foods there? FaceCook? Whats the App to orders foods from there? How fast is they serves Instaham?

this is metafunny!

An apple a day saves nine.

Wow! Reading all of those was like trying to thread a needle in haystack!

I’m pretty smart but I aint no rocket surgeon.

I just enjoy them!

Never spit on the ceiling for it will come down in your face!

~Italian better when spoken in Italian!

A plate full off egg-centricity.

Those metaphors are very badly mixed. Try stirring them again.

These mixed metaphors were funnier than lipstick on a pig.

This is as funny as the day is long. Remember, i before e, except after the fall. A penny saved is hard to find. Don’t cross the bridge with a horse of a different color.

My favorite: “it’s as plain as the egg on your face”; runner up “…sliced spam.”

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to bite the hand that feeds you.

brilliant comic today, thanks

Thanks all for the comments!

Let them eat their words.

Mixed metaphors are like deliciously funny!

I USED to like my metaphors straight …!

Jimmy, ha I’ve got your nose, and I’ve blown it.

Do you walk to work, or do you carry your lunch? (My pop’s attempts, c. 1949.)

The late former Texas Governor Ann Richards once said of the first President George Bush that he was “born with a silver foot in his mouth.”

Proof, it’s not rocket surgery.

Do they sell mixed metaphors anywhere and, if so, are they edible?

A lot of them are jumping to contusions. Great toon!