Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 18, 2024

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    Ratkin  4 months ago

    Clever pun.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  4 months ago

    He has no response.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    After weekends like that, no wonder.

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    26oz. flu.

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    Gina Carson  4 months ago

    Sick of work. It’s very common.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    See this is the problem. You is up all night wasting time partying and morning you is can no waking ups.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  4 months ago

    ..sleepin’ through da week.. doo-dah doo-dah.. oh doo-dah day..

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    backyardcowboy  4 months ago

    Friday Night (No) Fever!

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    Geophyzz  4 months ago

    Sure, now next week several more people will be sick in bed.

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    Darryl Heine  4 months ago

    That is, if you are positive for COVID.

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    silberdistel  4 months ago

    “…Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk you silly old fool, …” (Dubliners – Seven Drunken Nights)

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    dflak  4 months ago

    There was a time when on the wee hours of Saturday morning, the Missus and I would close the place down. Now we go to bed while others are just leaving for their night of partying.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    I’m not able to party anymore. I prefer sleep.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Isn’t this always the way? LOL

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    Bill The Nuke  4 months ago

    The drink in his hand probably accounts for his actions.

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    P51Strega  4 months ago

    Ah the killer T-cells are kicking in… The Long Island Ice-T-Cells to be exact.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    Now he’s got the rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 4 months ago

    Good one!

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    gregcartoon Premium Member 4 months ago

    Just did this. I’m in charge of a Friday morning workout for my group (F3, if any of you know) and I convinced myself for two weeks straight that I was on the mend and should get back to exercising. And I was very wrong by the same afternoon both times.

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    22Wu33/es Premium Member 4 months ago

    And the other two in the last panel will relive the rest of the strip next week.

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    Took me about half a beat. Good one!

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    I like to lay the blame on Delirium. Which tends to cover up the realization that I passed ‘whatever it is/was’ to so many others and will have to cover for them while they wisely convalesce at home with someone offering the occasional ‘poor baby’.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    How do you get a strengthened immune system?

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    MissyTiger  4 months ago

    Week joke today. ;)

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