My husband and I are both only children who had the privilege of putting the Star in the top of the tree when the tree was finished. Our first Christmas together was fraught.
The place kicker/tree topper always gets noticed but where are the kudos for the Dad lying uncomfortably underneath while the spouse judges it to be straight and then has to screw it into that flimsy metal base. It takes days for your hands to recover
Aw, this is sad! Time was he’d grab her around the glutes and give her a boost to high places! See their page header art – she’s getting an apple and he’s getting … a great deal.
Possibly, the most celebrated instance of a field goal kicker’s contribution to a win was in 1972 when Garo Yepremian was with the undefeated Miami Dolphins. Teammate Alex Karras asked him “What the hell are you celebrating?” and Yepremian replied “I keek a touchdown!”.
I put the (hand embroidered by me) angel on the top of the tree all the years I worked on his tree alone. The past few years he has been “helping me” and he has put it on the tree (afraid I will fall if I climb up – so he climbs up so I can worry about him).
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
LOL
Da'Dad 6 months ago
Arlo, you have to admit it’s not the worst kind of challenge reserved for the man of the house.
Rhetorical_Question 6 months ago
Slap on the bottom? Wow!!!! Do it again?
anna 6 months ago
In my family we decorated the tree and put the star on last.
cracker65 6 months ago
Arlo for the win.
ScullyUFO 6 months ago
Fun Christmas dinner game … have diners create a list of something that symbolizes Christmas. Guess what always comes out “on top”.
Also guess what’s second.
nosirrom 6 months ago
Arlo just keeps scoring points!
rheddmobile 6 months ago
My husband and I are both only children who had the privilege of putting the Star in the top of the tree when the tree was finished. Our first Christmas together was fraught.
andyboda 6 months ago
The place kicker/tree topper always gets noticed but where are the kudos for the Dad lying uncomfortably underneath while the spouse judges it to be straight and then has to screw it into that flimsy metal base. It takes days for your hands to recover
NotQuitePerfectTommy 6 months ago
Man of the Woods 6 months ago
I always slap my Lady on the butt, it’s just playing around. She get’s me sometimes also.
larryzolcienski 6 months ago
It would be nice if everyone just grew up and minded their own business!
Just-me 6 months ago
46 years into marriage to each other and my wife and I still pat each other on the butt, though we don’t get that kind of handsy in public.
ChessPirate 6 months ago
And what happens if he goes wide left?
✊( ⌣ ⌣ )
cbgoldeneagle2 6 months ago
grow up with poor hurt feelings, don’t be whiney liberal
raybarb44 6 months ago
Not quite but it’s still a good feeling….
MuddyUSA Premium Member 6 months ago
Hopefully he never misses…..
FassEddie 6 months ago
Aw, this is sad! Time was he’d grab her around the glutes and give her a boost to high places! See their page header art – she’s getting an apple and he’s getting … a great deal.
This is much more fun for everyone involved!
Bill D. Kat Premium Member 6 months ago
Possibly, the most celebrated instance of a field goal kicker’s contribution to a win was in 1972 when Garo Yepremian was with the undefeated Miami Dolphins. Teammate Alex Karras asked him “What the hell are you celebrating?” and Yepremian replied “I keek a touchdown!”.
RonaldMcCalip 6 months ago
Arlo says; “HEY! That’s Sexual harassment! Please do it some more!”
Scott S 6 months ago
I’ve seen many games won by the kicker.
DawnQuinn1 6 months ago
If men can do it to women, why not the other way around?
jonesbeltone 6 months ago
At least you have a long career, Arlo.
eds47 6 months ago
By what small minded person?
Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago
Every once in a while it comes in handy.
mafastore 6 months ago
I put the (hand embroidered by me) angel on the top of the tree all the years I worked on his tree alone. The past few years he has been “helping me” and he has put it on the tree (afraid I will fall if I climb up – so he climbs up so I can worry about him).