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You had us until “my wife”. It seems Janis is just shaking the yard mess out onto the floor.
What happened to panel 5?
I’m with you and Muddy. If you want to stay young, or at least ward off “old age”, do young things. You’re only as old as you act.
Even more work than gardening.
It’s the same with everything though (raising a family, building a home and traditions, and so on). If you pay attention and invest yourself in those things now, there is usually a payoff down the road which is a multiple of the investment.
Arlo, like most husbands, is supposed to be able to read Janis’ mind. What he’s doing in the last panel is quickly going through the list of possible causes, and then choosing the most likely, all at the speed of brain. And he’d better get it right, or else it gets worse.
What is Janis wearing? It seems to change size.
This strip reminds me of the Richard Pryor shtick which, before the final punch line essentially boiled down to “I spent all of that money on steak and lobster … I’m gonna make whoopie with somebody!”
Does this apply to firearms?