Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 06, 2023

I dunno about back then, maybe squeeze a rat over the hinges?

Oil of newt.

And show some spirit when you do.

It will be oil right on the night…..

Just framm a little jim-jam in it.

Door hinge rhymes with orange.

Sorta.

Just don’t use that door!

Snake Oil

“That or if they can upload a YouTube video on how to do it?”

Which Doctor formula 40

Sounds like another one of those nonsensical folksy displanations.

That is the spirit speaking……..

While wearing my hearing aids I noticed every door in my home is squeaking. I think, “I need to oil the hinges!” I don’t wear the hearing aids I don’t hear it, and also don’t think about it.

WD40

If it does not move but it should – WD40.

If it does move but should not – Duct Tape.

I thought she was the squeaky hinge.

The Wiz could take a lesson from Mr.Weasley. He has an enchanted house that fixes and cleans itself. I guess such amenities don’t interest Wiz enough to do it for his wife. Too bad.

Censorship: always hilarious.

The spirits can’t bebothered with little stuff like that.

the best thing is RV HITCH SPRAY. can be a little messy at first but it works better than wd40

It’s part of the atmosphere.

I thought it was # before $ except after ♫.

Ectoplasm? ☺

You could try oil via newt on but she’s dead

The spirits WANTS squeaky hinges.

Spirits say: Oily to bed; oily to rise.

She can’t do it herself? I would.

WizardDeveloped-40

WD40

oil of bat doo.

remember it’s @ before # except after $

A bit of spirit oil and that door hinge should be better behaved…