Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 04, 2023

Your agent doesn’t like you, Rodney

You always are.

You just need a bigger lance.

You mean he’s not on friendly terms with the wizard?

Say your prayers, Rodney!

To borrow a line from the movie “Jaws”, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”.

Heennrryyy!

Get under it, attack the toes, and roll when the dragon lifts its leg for a stomp attack.

You should get rid of the armor, it’s useless. Less weight=better rolls.

I like the horse’s eyes!

horse’s thoughts exactly

He’s a mean green fire breathing machine.

How long does jousting tournament last?

Until knightfall.

What is it called when a knight farts during a jousting match?

FlatuLance.

I met a knight at a joust today that had to sit out because there were uneven sides.

He was Sir Plus.

Is Rodney about to get fired?

Just slightly.

“Go ahead, make my knight”

You’re just a Hotdog, wrapped in aluminum foil

slightly?

Knife to a gun fight!!!

Rodney brought a lance to a firefight.

Just go low and hit the dragon in the … belly. I swear, I wanted to write belly.

That dragon’s so big he has his own cell tower.

slightly… :{

You should have read the lineup yesterday, then called in sick.

Just go in low and try for the tender under belly. Evidently, the opponents triple lance is just there for show as the fire breathing dragon does most of the work. So, the dragon is the real adversary.

I think Rodney has befouled his armor and it will require hosing it out…

Should’ve borrowed henry

Time to cut your losses, before you get cut yourself.

Rodney, you would be out gunned if he were riding a tricycle and carrying a stick of straw!

There could be a market for Rodney Flambé with Horse Fricassée!

Go for it Rod. If all else fails, cheat. Ram your lance up the dragon’s nose. Go out in a blaze of glory! …or just concede and have an ale or two.

Your steed kinda has that feeling too, Rodney.

His horse doesn’t look too happy to be there either.

Check horsie’s eyes last panel.

You just need to psyche him out – in the next few seconds. :(

“HENRY” ……… “HELP” …… ;)

This reminds me of the Big Game on Jahk. (I’m betting no one gets this)

The horse’s face is hilarious.

‘…knife to a gunfight..’

Aligorical: Attorney General vs Google…

Might want to upgrade the armor for you and the horse a few levels…

Boo! Foul play.

Love the artwork and the look on the horse’s face.

SLIGHTLY! Grenada had a better chance against the US military, than you have with that other knight…..

The horse is reconsidering his career choice.

Try chewing on your mouth guard, Rodney. It seems to be effective in today’s Big Nate.

Oooh