-1 for not putting the toilet seat up when he went to the bathroom and another -1 when he didn’t put it down again and mom got a butt bath when he put it up after. Bwaaa haaaa haaaa!
This is no way to win friends, Calvin. You’ve got to let people save face if you want them to concede points gracefully. If you don’t they’ll be watching you like hawks waiting till you slip up.
BE THIS GUY 7 months ago
Yes, he does have to keep score. The boy needs his victories.
codycab 7 months ago
That’s a few for Calvin and a million for others!
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 7 months ago
I’m sure that will motivate him to do more chores.
C 7 months ago
Yes, he does
snsurone76 7 months ago
Must’ve been quite an effort for Mom to apologize to Calvin.
Bilan 7 months ago
Aw, Mom. Let him have his victories. He hasn’t had one in 9 days.
DaveG1960 7 months ago
Hey Mr. Tally man, tally up me victories…..
conuly 7 months ago
All the complaining encourages him to keep score. Keeping score incentivizes him to do (some) of his chores. The system works?
win.45mag 7 months ago
I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I DID ! I DID taw a puddy tat.
Purple People Eater 7 months ago
This needs to be recorded for historical purposes. A mother actually admitted that she was wrong and said “I’m sorry” to her child.
Troglodyte 7 months ago
Tally-ho, Cal!
bignatefantic2.0 7 months ago
I can see Calvin doing this when he’s married
Free or Not? Premium Member 7 months ago
That woman is a living SAINT – St. Calvin’s Mom.
jagedlo 7 months ago
Well, Calvin does need some way to keep track of his few victories…
Blu Bunny 7 months ago
5th panel his mom says, Talk to me like that again and I’ll give you a tally score you can wear.
sandpiper 7 months ago
But does he also keep tabs on his goofs? I kinda think his record is one-sided.
Count Olaf Premium Member 7 months ago
-1 for not putting the toilet seat up when he went to the bathroom and another -1 when he didn’t put it down again and mom got a butt bath when he put it up after. Bwaaa haaaa haaaa!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago
Mighty tiny “Good” marks tally book you got the kiddo.
belovedkija 7 months ago
I proved my mom wrong once when I was a kid and she was mad at me for days. That was a lesson I took on with me through life and it served me well.
Paul D Premium Member 7 months ago
Calvin better hope SHE doesn’t keep score.
Sherlock5 7 months ago
Now, let’s check the OTHER side of the balance sheet, Calvin. You know, those times you were wrong, misbehaved, told lies, etc.
John Jorgensen 7 months ago
This is no way to win friends, Calvin. You’ve got to let people save face if you want them to concede points gracefully. If you don’t they’ll be watching you like hawks waiting till you slip up.
awgiedawgie Premium Member 7 months ago
There’s so much time between his victories, he’d forget if he didn’t keep track of them.
g04922 7 months ago
Let’s see… Score for this month – Mom 29, Calvin 1. Nice try Calvin.
djtenltd 7 months ago
If Calvin’s mom & dad decided to keep tally marks on him, it could fill up a whole room!
anomaly 7 months ago
If he keeps an accurate score, he won’t like the results.
megerkey 7 months ago
And Mom’s tally book is in the fifth release and four times as many pages as Calvin’s.
AZfroggie 7 months ago
Do they have a stepladder in the closet? how else is he gonna reach the clothes rod?
billdaviswords 7 months ago
Could he really reach high enough to hang something in that closet?
hagarthehorrible 7 months ago
Sweet scoring between mom and son.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 7 months ago
All Mom has to do is tally up the bills (including the price of that coat!) and everything else she and Dad do for Calvin. Case closed.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 7 months ago
Family is not a competition.