I’ve heard those exact words before. I was part of a large crew moving a giant warehouse door. There was a 5" nail sticking out of the door, and scraping my side. With my free hand, I managed to pull it, and tossed it towards a garbage bin on the far side of the room. The head of the nail must have snagged the inside of my knuckle, for the man beside me leaned his head towards me to show me that nail, sticking out of his head.
Imagine 10 months ago
Going to need some turtle wax.
GoComicsGo! 10 months ago
“NNNNo.”
silberdistel 10 months ago
O Scheibenkleister!
oldthang 10 months ago
Watch out for back stabbers.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Time to head for a Shell Station.
dcdete. 10 months ago
Looks like the origin of the game, Pin the Tail on the Donkey, however, it appears the donkey hasn’t evolved yet in BC!
(And the pins were much bigger in those days.)
jagedlo 10 months ago
Good thing for John that the shell is hard enough to absorb that spear!
Geophyzz 10 months ago
I’ve heard those exact words before. I was part of a large crew moving a giant warehouse door. There was a 5" nail sticking out of the door, and scraping my side. With my free hand, I managed to pull it, and tossed it towards a garbage bin on the far side of the room. The head of the nail must have snagged the inside of my knuckle, for the man beside me leaned his head towards me to show me that nail, sticking out of his head.
Chithing Premium Member 10 months ago
I guess Clumsy got his point across.
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
Lots more practice needed….
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
Turtle is lucky he was wearing Beetle Bailey’s helmet.
sandpiper 10 months ago
Dodging isn’t his strong suit
DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago
An oldie but still a goodie; well-delivered line.
preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago
Either this guy needs to improve his aim, or find a new sport. And, I don’t think turtle spiking is all that sporty.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
Awwww!
blakerl 10 months ago
No problem that will buff right out!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago
Sometimes, collateral damage comes back to bite you.
dsatvoinde Premium Member 10 months ago
Is this the first animal to human verbal interaction?
ladykat 10 months ago
Your aim’s a little off.
mindjob 10 months ago
This is the moment when someone got the idea for radial keratotomy
KEA 10 months ago
Clumsy with weapons… {shiver}
tygrkhat40 10 months ago
Who knew Clumsy has a rocket arm?
Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member 10 months ago
Unfortunate exspeariment.
zeexenon 10 months ago
Well, I never … use a barbed arrowhead for target practice … it’s just Neanderthalic.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 10 months ago
“I shot an arrow into the air…”
indysteve9 10 months ago
LOL!!!
AlKarpinski 10 months ago
Your arrow, sir! >
Enter.Name.Here 10 months ago
Body armor is so underrated.