Close to Home by John McPherson for August 27, 2023

No horsing around on the first date Mr Ed!

This will not go over well.

A down to earth, centaur-ed guy

Oh look, he’s got a ponytail.

How do you feel about children?

Well, stallions are somewhat more “endowed” than men. Is that true for Centaurs as well? If so, there’s a chance she will feel just fine about you.

Two Bleebs? – And why does the one to the right look so angry and what is he holding?!?

I gotta think that’s a deal-breaker right there, for at least one of ’em.

This could go awry if she starts thinking “hung like”.

Well there’s another horses aśś she met online. :-}

He works at Centaury-21 real estate. At least it’s a stable job.

I bet he is self centaured.

I just have a feeling that this would not be a “stable” relationship!

Neigh!

Dalcon’s way off today. That may explain Bleeb’s devil-may-care attitude.

Then again, Bleeb doesn’t usually pay Dalcon any mind, does he?

Hay! What’s your point?

Yay, Bleeb! Finally!!

And, yes, Dalcon is way off, also he might get trampled if he goes inside.

Now she can ride him reverse cowgirl. [And that got past the censors.] lol

Dalcon alert!

It’ll be good to centaur prior notice hehehe

What a horses @ss!

Lmao

Bleep and the evil mean one!

I suspect she would love to have a pony. Let’s leave it at that.

‘She’ is sitting manspreading style, and ‘her’ feet are big for a ‘woman’ her size. Also, ‘her’ hair is obviously a wig. The guy OTOH seems like a regular guy

Are those stitches?!

Sorry, I have severe hay fever.

But I’m already on a quest.

No, an e-quest.

He’s certain to have centaur desirable attributes.

Nah, she’s into cats. Bleeb can attest to that. :)

“And eating at outdoor restaurants.”

Ah…yes…the complete picture always helps!

Welcome, Dalcon. Go get that little pervert!!!

Straying into b east ialit y are we?…

Hey, she said she was looking for a healthy, stable relationship…

You want her to put in her two cents worth about the rest of you?