Clay Bennett for July 30, 2023

The old saying “I didn’t know they could pile it that high”

I’m not so sure since Hunter Biden may go to prison before Donald Trump.

Clay, you drew him a little too attractive and thin.

And the rubes still send the Clown money !

Is tRump standing on Rudy so he can appear taller?

Make jails great again!!!!

Andy Borowitz says that with a few more indictments, Trump will sew up the nomination.

What a lovely thought! He looks too good.

He’s just the tip of the melting iceberg.

Will reach a plea deal on all cases with him offering not to run, DOJ can’t suggest that but he can. Betcha. Then hope he goes to live with his friend Putin.

6’ POS

Drumpf claimed he was 1.90 m and the artist made him 1.86 m — which means he actually shrank from 1.88 m and is really obese with a body-mass ratio over 30. Did anyone catch that subtilty?

Like • Reply

Clay, the hands are drawn too large and the skin isn’t orange enough

If only…

Fulton County, GA has put up barricades around the court house. Police have been put on alert and nonessential District Attorney staff have been directed to work from home. Traitor45 may be making this come true over the next few days as indictments are handed down.

Gee, I thought he was shorter. Standing tall.

You, Clay Bennett, are a fine draftsman.

I observe he gives #45’s correct height instead of his claimed height – nice attention to detail!

They’ve got the mug shots. All they need now is the slogan, and their off to the races!

Glad they aren’t showing his “short-comings”—might be one of the smallest cartoons in history!

Keep staying in the lead of your primary, Mr. Unelectable in the General.

‘You can’t witch hunt with people you hired’: Jan. 6 chair hits back at Trump

Donald Trump’s accusations that he’s facing a “witch hunt” don’t make sense since those testifying against him are often his closest cohorts, according to Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-MS), the chair of the House Select Committee on the Jan. 6 attacks. Thompson appeared on MSNBC’s Symone on Saturday, and was asked about the connections between the committee’s work and the criminal charges Trump believes are now incoming in connection with his efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Thompson said earlier this year that his team was facing threats over their work with investigating the now-former president.

Trump ‘may die in prison’ if he doesn’t strike a deal after ‘shocking’ new charges: legal scholar

According to a bevy of legal experts who spoke with Salon, the superseding Department of Justice indictment Donald Trump was slammed with this past week, which contained three new charges related to stolen government documents at his Mar-a-Lago estate, makes the federal case against him infinitely stronger and increases the chances he’ll end up in jail if doesn’t make a deal with special counsel Jack Smith’s office.

With the president currently facing 40 charges that will be heard in a Florida courtroom by Judge Aileen Cannon next year — and reports that more could be coming in Washington, D.C., over the Jan. 6 insurrection — one legal scholar suggested Trump may die in jail given his advanced age.

Speaking with Salon’s Areeba Shah, James Sample.of Hofstra University’s School of Law, claimed reports that the former president had close aides — now charged as co-conspirators — attempt to destroy surveillance video at Mar-a-Lago will make the prosecution of the former president that much easier.

As he explained, “Attempting to delete the surveillance footage has not only obstruction of justice ramifications but will also be useful to prosecutors in demonstrating consciousness of guilt,” before adding, “It is the consciousness of guilt that is particularly compelling. Innocent parties don’t take steps to delete evidence of innocence.”RELATED: Ex-FBI official red flags Walt Nauta’s suspicious outdoor meeting after refusal to enter Mar-a-Lago

promises, promises

4 inches too tall.

Remove his shoes and the dead animal on top of his head and he’s probably about 5’9". Remove his corset and he’d cover the chart numbers beside him. As others have already noted, the hands are much too large and the skin not orange enough.

Magats, keep sending your $$$ to D J Rump, inmate # 45454545 C/O The Federal Bureau of Prisons.

Keep America Trumpless.

With sympathetic judges and clever lawyers he will delay justice till after the election. Running (and possibly winning) is his only chance……

Get the lifts out of his shoes he’ll be 5’10".

I like the comment, “He is a one-man crime wave!”

‘An exercise in futility’: Trump fake electors furious over being ‘duped’ by his people

In interviews with USA Today, a bevy of conservatives who are either under investigation or are facing election fraud charges for participating in a fake elector plot, lashed out at associates of Donald Trump for getting them into the mess they are in.With the report noting that Trump’s legal advisers came up with the idea of getting former vice president Mike Pence to reject Electoral College votes from states that supported Biden and hand them to Trump, some of those electors are now stating they were ’duped," with one admitting he knew it was an “exercise in futility.”

Donald Trump has predicted he will be indicted twice more, just days after federal prosecutors announced new criminal charges against the former president in the classified documents case.

Trump said he is expecting to be indicted soon by prosecutors in Washington D.C. and Georgia, in connection with efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election.

OK, once more for the fundraiser, Mr. T…

“I’m Donnie Littlehands and I approved my decades of crimes.”

Awright people, that’s a wrap — find a new job!

I’d bet ‘tRump Force One’ would be landing at Domodedovo Mikhail Lomonosov International Airport before the judge’s gavel hit.

I think he’s actually shorter than that although he claims to be taller.

This is a trump imposter – his hands are too big

Help choose his cell mate.

glad you are on our side Mr. Bennet. another understated genius piece.

The Trump Leavenworth, a gated community.

Joe Biden had over 100 conversations with Hunter Biden’s foreign business associates.

There’s a real chance this crazy POS will be re-elected. God help us!

‘Right out of ’Mein Kampf’: Michael Cohen unloads on Trump’s ‘asinine’ grievance politics

Indicted ex-President Donald Trump’s former personal attorney Michael Cohen warned on MSNBC on Sunday that Republican presidential candidates’ dalliances with neofascism indicate that there is little daylight between themselves and Trump, whose brand of grievance politics has swept through the GOP’s primary voting bloc. The segment began with host Ali Velshi recalling Trump’s credo of, “’They’re indicting me to — you know I’m protecting you. I’m the only one between you and them,’” which Cohen compared to the writings of Adolf Hitler.

“Trump 2024” — Is that a campaign slogan or his weight?

Mar-a-Lago surveillance worker sent target letter by Jack Smith: CNN

A surveillance worker at Mar-a-Lago was sent a target letter by Special Counsel Jack Smith’s team investigating classified documents kept at Donald Trump’s Florida estate, CNN reported Sunday. Yuscil Taveras, who oversees the property’s surveillance cameras, was sent the letter after Trump was indicted in June. The worker has not yet been charged with any crime.

And now Rudy Giuliani has “conceded” that years of ranting and raving about Georgia polling station workers hiding and destroying thousands of ballots was all lies. I can hear tRump honking to his base about it. “Rudy who? I think he might have fetched me a cup of covfefe once. But this is election interference. Send me all your money.”

I can also see some yuuuge lawsuits coming from the workers who were plagued with death threats over the issue.

“Trump doesn’t learn much very quickly” – John Bolton roasts Trump over the indictment, “He thinks he can do whatever he wants”

Is he really 6 ft tall? He seems so much…smaller.

“Too tall to fall” Grab on to that anchor boys because we don’t want you to miss the fun when this ship sinks.

Trump was the best president in the last 30 years. Yet, The Biden Crime Family gets the support of all Democrats and half the Republicans.

All I want for my birthday!

I cannot wait!!!!

If he turns sideways his “Scarface” will show

And they ignore the real criminal in the White house