Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 09, 2023

Ruben nails it again, even down to Thursday’s indictments.

IQ45 is definitely the stupidest. He basically confessed on air to stealing government documents and now he just received his second indictment.

He was always moronic and cruel. It’s just that now the documentation is a little more comprehensive.

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And now that it’s no longer unprecedented, more indictments of the ex-president should be on their way.

♬He’s in the jailhouse now.♬

♬I fought the law, and the law won. ♬ ♬ I fought the law, and the law won. ♬ ♬

Republicans: soft on crime.

Defining crime in new ways to highlight the deeds of the crime fighters.

One of Trump’s lawyers says she is ashamed. Not to be a bottom feeder shyster, but that her innocent client has been indicted!!

He’s so hopelessly entitled. If this were 300 years ago and he was a king, he might get away with being how he is. But that’s a lot of ifs.

I thought he settled on “Ron DeSanctis” because he forgot how to say “sanctimonious”. I mean, either way pudding meatball ron has too much anti-charisma to be presdeedent, no matter how stupid, racist, homophobic, misogynist, and transphobic he is.

What a choice the Heffalumps are giving America… an INDICTED CRIMINAL, and a Fascist with all of the charisma of a week old dead Wombat. Not to mention all the other occupants of the Clown Car…

What a day…. Trump indictments. Pat Robertson. James Watt.

The world has become a slightly saner place.

Prescient or quick deadline? Either way this is brilliant.

Two more of his lawyers just quit!!

What timing, Mr. Fisher!

I don’t think he’s as stupid as he seems. He as a savant ability to get people’s attention and to get other people’s money. He has a severe verbal learning disability that makes him incapable of sounding coherent. He also seems to know how to appeal to a fair number of people.

If a majority of those who voted against him were minorities can he count that?

Some observations: there’s a political platform that can make stupid and mean work, and it’s called fascism. Fascism is entropy’s political form. One of entropy’s medical forms is cancer, and just like cancer, fascism works until it kills the whole system. Fascism is a Faustian bargain where you sell both your soul and your entire society’s future.

I gotta say; his defense strategy is so impressive. Go on the attack, everyone and their families and let his minions and groupies do his will. Everyone from Marjorie Taylor Greene to your neighbors will defend him to the death. He DOES have that power over everyone, no one will challenge him or his followers, these indictments could take him down for good, I don’t trust the Democrats to properly bring Trumpy to justice, but they’re all we have to put an end to a dictator…good luck democrats…

So far, nothing but crickets from the other announced Godawful Obsolete Party candidates……

It’s the Emperor’s New Clothes Syndrome. The rest of the Trumplican Party realizes that any acknowledgment of The Great Prevaricator’s crimes is a public confirmation that they knew all along what a liar, cheat, and fraud he really is.

They’ve known since 2016 that their Leader has no clothes but any public recognition of this fact would be an admission of guilt and culpability on their part!

The race to the lowest common denominator and eventual dissolution of their party.

Yeah….but what about Hillary’s emails?

Who or What created the snappy comeback “OK Boomer”?

I don’t disagree with the sentiment here but i’m just so tired of hearing about TheRump. I wish we could stop giving him the attention he craves untill he finally winds up on jail.