The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 29, 2023

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    Ratkin  11 months ago

    Address: Gettysburg

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    ronaldspence  11 months ago

    DO NOT accept a connection from an actor named Booth!

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    TonysSon  11 months ago

    GOAL: – influence a posh line of luxury automobiles (when invented) that have a Continental appeal.

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    blunebottle  11 months ago

    Gotta love those Lincoln logs.

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    PraiseofFolly  11 months ago

    Hobbies: Wrestling, logsplitting, wearing stovepipe hats, telling tall yarns.

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    The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    Things you’d like to do: See more plays.

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    iggyman  11 months ago

    So Mr. Lincoln “Logged In”!

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    MayCauseBurns  11 months ago

    You forgot open-minded

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    bigger Nate  11 months ago

    Forgot to mention bad habit of love of the theater

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    nosirrom  11 months ago

    He needs to update Patient to 12 score and 7 years.

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    Chief Inspector   11 months ago

    Hobbies/Interests: Live Theater and Train rides

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    Zebrastripes  11 months ago

    I think almost every kid back in the day had the Lincoln Logs…lol

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    More soldiers died in the U.S. Civil War than all of our other wars combined.

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    Seth down  11 months ago

    HIRING!

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    Prey  11 months ago

    Be named after a city in England with an impressive cathedral?

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    zeexenon  11 months ago

    And we’re still living with J. W. Booth’s stupidity. 158 years later, the Youtube police chases still end by being called The ’R" Word.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    Secretary of State Antony Blinken might be referred to as A. Blinken. Pretty neat, eh?

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  11 months ago

    Still better than “Abradolph Lincler”

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    drycurt  11 months ago

    When I was told more than once by recruiters that if I didn’t have a LI account I wouldn’t get hired, I knew it was time to retire. The company has all my data on their hiring database, but the twinkies in their HR dept still need to see the exact same thing on LI?

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    hoffquotes2  11 months ago

    Building blocks were named after his cabin

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    James Gifford Premium Member 11 months ago

    Actually… Lincoln Logs were named after Frank Lloyd Wright. It’s a long story.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  11 months ago

    A couple of things: First, it should be noted that when Abe left for the Blackhawk War with the IL Militia, he was a lieutenant; when he came home he was a private. Not much of a soldier (to his everlasting credit).

    Second, he was (to his everlasting shame) not an abolitionist; he thought slavery should be allowed to wither away. He said “If I can save the union by freeing every slave, I will do so. If I can save the the union by freeing no slaves, I will do so”.

    For the true hero of the early Republican Party, one must look to Thaddeus Stevens. (Which is not to say that Lincoln was not our 2nd-greatest President.)

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    Lablubber   11 months ago

    Favorite quote. If at first you don’t secede, don’t try again.

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    AtomicForce91 Premium Member 11 months ago

    He never cared about ending slavery.

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    Seth down  11 months ago

    Visit Mount Rushmore and get stone faced

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    osurickbee Premium Member 11 months ago

    Now, THAT’s funny. Well done!

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    Stephen Gilberg  11 months ago

    Um, pretty sure you have to be dead before you get on money.

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    T...  11 months ago

    Honest Abe, joining all those honest linkedin folk…

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    6turtle9  11 months ago

    When he was a prairie lawyer, I wonder if he had a prairie dog.

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    s.gottlieb  11 months ago

    GOAL: To have the capitol of Nebraska named after me.

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    DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago

    Gotta like anything that brings back my memories of playing with Lincoln Logs.

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