He could always get a got shooting DOWN incoming missiles. Go to job @1 – launch missiles. Go to job #2 – launch counter missiles. If his boss at job #1 never finds out he’s shooting down his own missiles, he’s probably got job security.
More dangerous than that episode of The Flintstones, where the only caterer in town sent the dancing girls and the cactus juice to Pebbles’ birthday party, while sending the clown and the Rock Cola soda to the Water Buffalo Lodge. Only person who found his life threatened as a result of that foul up was Fred.
Alabama Al 12 months ago
If Dirk finds out, our stormtrooper will be lucky if he just winds up being seriously underemployed.
jasonsnakelover 12 months ago
One time I did three jobs for three different employers.
Bilan 12 months ago
So, it wasn’t the Chinese launching those balloons at us after all??
Doug K 12 months ago
Fortunately we have a president with experience at protecting us from incoming balloons.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 12 months ago
Those birthday parties bombed.
The Reader Premium Member 12 months ago
Brewster will get confused when it isn’t his birthday.
Gent 12 months ago
Aha. Death moonlighting eh.
Imagine 12 months ago
“Hey Dad, why are why hiding in the bomb shelter?”
“Because I ordered a balloon for your birthday.”
mobeydick 12 months ago
“I’ve had no complaints…”
LawrenceS 12 months ago
The most exciting birthday party those five years will ever have. Period. At least that is the hope of those who survived to see their sixth.
tripwire45 12 months ago
Does this explain Chinese balloons floating over the U.S.?
old_geek 12 months ago
And Brewster loves those balloons.
kaffekup 12 months ago
So that’s why the RU Sirius is filled with balloons…
geese28 12 months ago
I’m sure Brewster likes his dog balloon
blakerl 12 months ago
That explains my last birthday party, back in 1976. It was the bomb!!…
The Orange Mailman 12 months ago
Happy Birthday anyway, kid!
Csaw Backnforth 12 months ago
He could always get a got shooting DOWN incoming missiles. Go to job @1 – launch missiles. Go to job #2 – launch counter missiles. If his boss at job #1 never finds out he’s shooting down his own missiles, he’s probably got job security.
Buckeye67 12 months ago
Sounds to me like he specializes in surprise birthday parties.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 12 months ago
“….makes for interesting parties and confuses the daylights out of those trying to decide how to respond to the balloons.”
Stephen Gilberg 12 months ago
I wonder if he aims better with the balloons.
paullp Premium Member 12 months ago
More dangerous than that episode of The Flintstones, where the only caterer in town sent the dancing girls and the cactus juice to Pebbles’ birthday party, while sending the clown and the Rock Cola soda to the Water Buffalo Lodge. Only person who found his life threatened as a result of that foul up was Fred.
Chalres 12 months ago
Perhaps he sent 99 red balloons to those birthday parties.