wow. now that i think about it, yeah. i have never seen a squirrel poop. now, an eagle? spectacular! aiming their butts over the edge of the nest and then letting er rip!!!
A grey squirrel comes into our garden every day and I can assure you that squirrels do poop, as my 3-year-old granddaughter loves to point out: “Look, Grandad, squirrel poo!”.
Our lawn is awash in squirrels, but I’ve never seen their droppings. As I mow the lawn in bare feet, I shall agree with Jeffrey (and Tucker Carlson?) and remain in my ignorant bliss.
We raised two baby squirrels that we found on the ground by a tree and later released them. They poop. One of them hung around for a couple years afterwards.
Not only do they not poop, but they also seem to be immortal. The only dead squirrels I’ve ever seen were roadkill, plus one or two that electrocuted themselves shorting out transformers on power poles.
And they must provide good examples of trying and not winning for other squirrels. There are a couple of dozen squirrels in the neighborhood, that love bird feed. We have a half dozen bird feeders around our deck, all designed to easily feed birds while they frustrate squirrels.
I recognize those with experience. They climb to the rail, travel to each post, look longingly at each hanging feeder. then complete the tour by dropping to the grass below and searching for leftovers.
Newbies, on the other hand, climb the posts, and jump to the feeders. Their weight slides the feeder gates closed. They climb all around them, even hanging upside down on the bottom or trying to tilt the dome to reach feeder. The dome tilts and dumps them 10 feet or so to the ground. They try that with each feeder. No success.
After a few days, I notice there are no more climbers but just ‘tourists’ looking up at the feeders. Evidently the experience and the ‘advice’ of senior squirrels has brought ‘recognition and acceptance’ to their lives. And I appreciate it. : )
In defense of squirrels, I had one as a pet years ago, bottle fed and the sweetest thing you could ask for. Played much like a cat. Only issue was for the first year or so her safe spot was on top of my bald head. Which she sunk all 4 feet, claws into . Small price to pay. Tried to bury nuts under the dog. She just growled and let her.
Next project Jeffery; Where are all the dead bird bodies? With billions of birds out there at any given moment, I have seen very few remains… usually cat or road kill.
willispate 12 months ago
Some genius Jeffrey is, he can’t pick up on Danae’s sarcasm.
Erse IS better 12 months ago
They do. Do not ask how I know.
lalapalooza Premium Member 12 months ago
wow. now that i think about it, yeah. i have never seen a squirrel poop. now, an eagle? spectacular! aiming their butts over the edge of the nest and then letting er rip!!!
MikeJ 12 months ago
What I’d like to know, it’s what type of droppings squirrels leave behind. Never thought about it before
Cactus-Pete 12 months ago
I thought he was supposed to be smart. Hasn’t he read the book Everybody Poops! by Justine Avery?
lopaka 12 months ago
They don’t. They just produce peanut butter.
Enter.Name.Here 12 months ago
What goes in, must come out.
Fritzsch 12 months ago
And wombats poop little cubes.
David Wright Premium Member 12 months ago
A grey squirrel comes into our garden every day and I can assure you that squirrels do poop, as my 3-year-old granddaughter loves to point out: “Look, Grandad, squirrel poo!”.
enigmamz 12 months ago
Even Gimli knows they do!
ACK! Premium Member 12 months ago
I think that’d be more for the Ig Nobel folks.
rebeccabyram22 12 months ago
I know this is a repeat but I don’t mind because it is a good arc
Geophyzz 12 months ago
Our lawn is awash in squirrels, but I’ve never seen their droppings. As I mow the lawn in bare feet, I shall agree with Jeffrey (and Tucker Carlson?) and remain in my ignorant bliss.
Doug K 12 months ago
If you don’t see it, it doesn’t exist.
LWgrey 12 months ago
Whilst raiding our bird feeders, our squirrels leave “nifty” little pellets on the deck railings.
DM2860 12 months ago
We raised two baby squirrels that we found on the ground by a tree and later released them. They poop. One of them hung around for a couple years afterwards.
phredturner 12 months ago
Squirrels are very hygenic and discreet.
Prey 12 months ago
There was an advert in the 1980´s for Topic that seems appropriate here!
phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago
Not only do they not poop, but they also seem to be immortal. The only dead squirrels I’ve ever seen were roadkill, plus one or two that electrocuted themselves shorting out transformers on power poles.
SusieB 12 months ago
And I’ve never heard a cat fart, or smelled a cat fart, so I maintain cats don’t fart
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
Next… Does a Bear Poop in the Woods?
Count Olaf Premium Member 12 months ago
Where does a Gorilla poop? Any darn well he wants.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 12 months ago
Squirrels don’t poop ? That’s nuts
sandpiper 12 months ago
And they must provide good examples of trying and not winning for other squirrels. There are a couple of dozen squirrels in the neighborhood, that love bird feed. We have a half dozen bird feeders around our deck, all designed to easily feed birds while they frustrate squirrels.
I recognize those with experience. They climb to the rail, travel to each post, look longingly at each hanging feeder. then complete the tour by dropping to the grass below and searching for leftovers.
Newbies, on the other hand, climb the posts, and jump to the feeders. Their weight slides the feeder gates closed. They climb all around them, even hanging upside down on the bottom or trying to tilt the dome to reach feeder. The dome tilts and dumps them 10 feet or so to the ground. They try that with each feeder. No success.
After a few days, I notice there are no more climbers but just ‘tourists’ looking up at the feeders. Evidently the experience and the ‘advice’ of senior squirrels has brought ‘recognition and acceptance’ to their lives. And I appreciate it. : )
Znox11 12 months ago
Hmmm…do they?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
I hear squirrel poop looks like rice. Now I wonder where wild rice really comes from?
petermerck 12 months ago
How many millions did he get from the government for researching the obvious.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 12 months ago
I’m glad you’re done curing cancer, Jeffrey.
Redd Panda 12 months ago
Isaac Newton liked to sit under trees, he musta been covered with squirrel feces, and that explains why he died a virgin.
It’s all easy to find in my new book Good Stuff to Know available in any disreputable bookstore. You’ll like it, it’s got pictures and everything.
pheets 12 months ago
“Squirrels don’t poop..” Who knew! I feel so …uncultured… for not knowing that.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 12 months ago
Ig nobel is on line one!, better chance there, especially if there was grant money involved
Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago
Buncha crap!
ladykat 12 months ago
Hmmm – do or don’t squirrels poop? Time to do some research. Google, here I come!
Calvins Brother 12 months ago
Next up: How many times a day does a goose poop?
njchris 12 months ago
If you live in an area that has snow, you know for a fact that squirls do pee.
waes-hael 12 months ago
Perhaps, but, OH! Do they ever pee a LOT!!! Should be called “Squirtels!”
KEA 12 months ago
Sounds like an Ignoble Prize shoe-in
anomaly 12 months ago
Like the one on the branch above your head?
Lou Nattic, né Stan C 12 months ago
Our beagle finds squirrel poop to be a delicacy, bunny poop too.
kathleenhicks62 12 months ago
TMI. I don’t want to know.
leemorse9777 12 months ago
In defense of squirrels, I had one as a pet years ago, bottle fed and the sweetest thing you could ask for. Played much like a cat. Only issue was for the first year or so her safe spot was on top of my bald head. Which she sunk all 4 feet, claws into . Small price to pay. Tried to bury nuts under the dog. She just growled and let her.
Curiosity Premium Member 12 months ago
I’ve seen nuttier scientific research projects, but not many
LJZ Premium Member 12 months ago
Next project Jeffery; Where are all the dead bird bodies? With billions of birds out there at any given moment, I have seen very few remains… usually cat or road kill.
198.23.5.11 12 months ago
Do elephants trumpet? Or do t hey prefer the clarinet?
keenanthelibrarian 12 months ago
No, they just find it hard to do when they’re being watched.