Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 21, 2023

I’m so very lucky

to have a rubber duckie.

instead of a Chucky™

That would be sucky!

“The admiral of your fleet, however, has requested assurances that he will not be pitted against, quote, ‘that anatine abomination’, end quote”.

Splish splash I took a bath…

Rubber Duckie you’re the one,

You make taking a bath awfully fun.

Please bring in Scuba Barbie, w/aquatic bubble machine, Mr. Bubbles. Play Tiny Bubbles by Don Ho.

Yes Sir, Mr. Clean, and his Navy Frog Men.

..Patty didn’t know why Marcie, until this very day, still called her(Patty), Sir…

… and while Marcie couldn’t draw good cow feet…

… Marcie could draw a good bath…

….Marcie’s use of the rubber duckie was splendid…

…and the old maid uniform…

…a splendid gag in itself…

Same procedure as last year…

Professor Slughorn is fascinated.

Calgon….take me away, and don’t forget to take the squeaker out of the little quacker….!

https://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/story/news/2023/04/20/loons-are-falling-from-the-sky-in-wisconsin-due-icy-conditions/70136593007/

Just so you know … This was the same maid who plugged in, turned on, then tossed an electric toaster into her last master’s bath.

To say he was a bit shocked at her behavior is an understatment …

She rescued the favorite from the slag heap of duckies out back.

Thank you, Thing.

So I take it all my ablution provisions are arrayed in their proper sequence? Last week you transposed the conditioner and the toner. Threw me off the whole day.

… Oh, and the house is on fire …!

(scribble, scribble toils and tribbles)

They tend to wander when left to themselves.

Ernie once said that his rubber ducky was the one, and that his rubber ducky made bathtime lots of fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgp2lbdHvEI

She said dooty, snicker.

totally cr33py

Thank goodness for Rubber Duckie! But the truth is that for a long time now I’ve been a shower guy and have shunned the bathtub.

Thank you nonetheless. maid. You are dismissed.

Guilty Pleasure: https://tinyurl.com/2aj4bgmx